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As dictated by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Convening at The Stagger Inn in DC, Judge Thomas bragged about what he perceives as SCOTUS accomplishments. Breaking precedent, Associate … Read more
“Lumpy” Thomas comes through for gun lovers by voting to legalize bump stocks. In a departure for the Supreme Court, justices met with members of the press at … Read more
Trump has floated many VP candidate choices, but his latest is a shocker: Clarence Thomas as running mate. Since announcing his third run for the presidency in Nov. … Read more
Future News: Blanket immunity granted, SCOTUS is in ex-president’s pocket again. The Supreme Court of the United States announced today their decision in the case of Trump v. … Read more
New revelations connect Clarence Thomas with appearances at the infamous Bohemian Club. Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas, long a tinder box for ethical criticism, has recently burst … Read more
Hurray! SCOTUS has ruled to forestall the scurrilous influx of so-called minority rights into our society. By Llib Epot, Conservative Capital Correspondent At last! The Supreme Court of … Read more
Keep America free: Defund a mental racist! Donald Trump is the biggest worm ever to come out of the Big Apple. Trump’s Truth Social posts: A cornered rant. … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Supreme Court is set to hear two landmark cases that could change history, including the inalienable right to fart. The new … Read more
Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With the Roe v Wade ruling still sparking protests, SCOTUS is now set to hear a case on the gun rights of … Read more
