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In shocking news, a proven pedophile nearly got elected Senator in the United States of America. In the biggest story since the Virginia and New Jersey elections, a stunning event happened in a southern American … Read moreBREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile
The myth of a huge white voter turnout has been debunked. The real story is the lack of Democratic voters. Obama had far more. Okay, check this out. I saw this on CBS, with Don … Read moreHuge White Voter Turnout Myth vs Actual Lack of Dem Vote
2016 Election: Has our country gone completely nuts? No. There’s some good news. Buckle-up friends, it’s going to be a hairy ride. Start with Day One for President Trump (gotta get used to saying that). … Read moreTakeaways from the Election
Greg Palast is now offering the movie companion comic book, “The Best Democracy Money Can Buy,” free. Greg Palast, investigative reporter, has a new movie out, The Best Democracy Money Can Buy (see movie showing … Read moreFree Comic Book: ‘The Best Democracy Money Can Buy’
Plug the leak and get us to shore before we all sink! An election editorial. In my humble opinion, people who say they’re not voting for anyone for president, or will only vote for a … Read moreElection Editorial: Leaky Boat
The late hour slandering of an opponent has come to be called the “October Surprise,” and this year we should be prepared for copious disclosures of gargantuan proportions. Something craven infects political candidates as the … Read moreThe October Surprise(s)
Evidence suggests who we vote for isn’t always who we should Each election cycle we are beaten over the head with the agenda that candidates feel are important to our lives. Many times there is … Read moreUpdate the Voting Process to Meet Our Needs
Seeking to attract a mostly-overlooked constituency by the GOP, women, Sen. Graham goes for the gold. South Carolina senator, Republican presidential hopeful and future gay rights activist Lindsey Graham broke from his conservative party today … Read moreSenator Graham Drops Balls for Women’s Vote
More business-friendly environment sought Most Americans would agree that a split of the union would be disastrous. But another way to see it — as the newly formed “National Chamber of Commerce” does — is … Read moreCorporations Vie for Naming Rights for Newly Seceding Country
Holey moley catfish. Well, thank god that’s finally over. Further thanks that the climax was quick and clean. Almost surgical. Not as long a night as many first thought it might be. Except for Karl … Read moreTen Females Who Cost Mitt Romney the Presidency