Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/2/16

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/2/16

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 5/2/16

Lucifer, in the Flesh, Welcomes Comparison to Cruz

Lucifer, in the Flesh, Welcomes Comparison to Cruz

Satanic Council defiantly embraces Ted Cruz: ‘The miserable son of a bitch is a natural for us!’ says Lucifer. HADES – The Satanic Council today “totally rejected” claims by the “Satanist religious cult” that Lucifer … Read moreLucifer, in the Flesh, Welcomes Comparison to Cruz

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/6/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/6/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 10/6/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/28/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/28/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 9/28/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/8/15

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/8/15

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 5/8/15

Netan-YAHOO’s Talk Before the American Congress

Netan-YAHOO’s Talk Before the American Congress

Israel Prime Minister bloviates before Congress The Prime Minister of Israel, Netan-YAHOO, has given his talk today at the American Congress. His coming to America has been a bone of contention between the Republicans and … Read moreNetan-YAHOO’s Talk Before the American Congress

Suing the President: Pandora’s Box of Worms

Will Durst

Nobody can call them a Do-Nothing Congress anymore: they’re suing the president. In a move less surprising than hot dogs at a ballgame, the House of Representatives voted to give Speaker John Boehner the authority … Read moreSuing the President: Pandora’s Box of Worms

John Boehner to Sue Every Living American

John Boehner to Sue Every Living American

House Majority Leader John Boehner says Americans have been freeloading, and it’s time to pay up. The House voted Wednesday to authorize John Boehner to sue President Obama on a complaint that he had overstepped … Read moreJohn Boehner to Sue Every Living American

Do-Nothing Congress Takes a Vacation

Jim Hightower

Zen-like nothingness is tiring to maintain for the “Do-Nothing Congress” Gosh, has it already been three weeks since Congress took a vacation? Those poor stiffs must be pooped from trying to catch up on all … Read moreDo-Nothing Congress Takes a Vacation

Speaker of the House Boehner Replaced with Bellyacher of the House Cruz

Speaker of the House Boehner Replaced with Bellyacher of the House Cruz

Boehner hands gavel to “man behind the scenes” Today, on Face the Nation with Cindy Crowley, John Boehner announced that he was giving up his gavel to Ted Cruz. Boehner says that Cruz has been … Read moreSpeaker of the House Boehner Replaced with Bellyacher of the House Cruz

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