Political Scientists Discover Giant Void Inside Trump’s Head

Political Scientists Discover Giant Void Inside Trump’s Head

In a surprise find, analogous to the one recently in an Egyptian pyramid, a team of researchers has detected a mysterious giant void inside President Donald Trump’s head. An anomalous space in Donald Trump’s head, … Read morePolitical Scientists Discover Giant Void Inside Trump’s Head

Larry Flynt Enters Rehab After ‘Horrific Exposure’ to Confidential Trump Dossier

Larry Flynt Enters Rehab After ‘Horrific Exposure’ to Confidential Trump Dossier

Doctors say Larry Flynt, the hard-boiled publisher of Hustler magazine, “is likely to recover but may never be the same again.“ LOS ANGELES – Hustler magazine’s owner/editor Larry Flynt is under 24-hour sedation today after voluntarily … Read moreLarry Flynt Enters Rehab After ‘Horrific Exposure’ to Confidential Trump Dossier

Trump Demands that the Month of January be Renamed ‘Trumpery’

Trump Demands that the Month of January be Renamed ‘Trumpery’

‘If Julius Caesar can have July, and Augustus has August, why can’t I have Trumpery? Anyone who says I can’t is fake news!’ – President Trump WASHINGTON – President Trump said today that he would … Read moreTrump Demands that the Month of January be Renamed ‘Trumpery’

Garden of Eden Serpent Denies Tempting Adam and Eve, Thus Causing Fall of Man

Garden of Eden Serpent Denies Tempting Adam and Eve, Thus Causing Fall of Man

“The Bible story is just a hoax. I didn’t cause the fall of man – it’s fake news. Apples for all!” – Belly-Crawling Snake HELL – The Biblical serpent claimed last night that it was … Read moreGarden of Eden Serpent Denies Tempting Adam and Eve, Thus Causing Fall of Man

Ancestry.com Confirms Mitch McConnell a ‘Direct Descendant’ of Dracula

Ancestry.com Confirms Mitch McConnell a ‘Direct Descendant’ of Dracula

‘The only difference is, the more blood McConnell sucks, the paler he becomes’ – Report showing the Senator is descended from bloodsucking vampires. WASHINGTON – DNA analysis released by the genealogy company Ancestry.com confirms that … Read moreAncestry.com Confirms Mitch McConnell a ‘Direct Descendant’ of Dracula

Swift’s ‘Modest Proposal,’ Now Commended to Congress as it Debates Health Care

Swift’s ‘Modest Proposal,’ Now Commended to Congress as it Debates Health Care

The original fake news, written by Jonathan Swift in 1729 (author of ‘Gulliver’s Travels’), edited by Michael Egan to reflect the current health care debate. [Jonathan Swift begins by describing the widespread poverty among the … Read moreSwift’s ‘Modest Proposal,’ Now Commended to Congress as it Debates Health Care

Sherlock Holmes Asks: Why Didn’t the FBI Watchdog Bark?

Sherlock Holmes Asks: Why Didn’t the FBI Watchdog Bark?

Famed British sleuth says former FBI director James Comey’s testimony is ‘More full of misdirections and sleights of hand than a circus conjuror.’ LONDON – Sherlock Holmes, the celebrated Victorian private eye, emerged from the … Read moreSherlock Holmes Asks: Why Didn’t the FBI Watchdog Bark?

Macron Offers ‘Vulcan Death Grip’ Seminars for World Leaders

Macron Offers ‘Vulcan Death Grip’ Seminars for World Leaders

“L’idiot needs to be stirred, not shaken. I will show le monde how to do it.” – Emmanuel Macron PARIS – Emmanuel Macron, the recently elected president of France, has announced a new international training … Read moreMacron Offers ‘Vulcan Death Grip’ Seminars for World Leaders

Trump: Like Andrew Jackson, Neville Chamberlain Had the ‘Right Idea’ at Munich in 1938

Trump: Like Andrew Jackson, Neville Chamberlain Had the ‘Right Idea’ at Munich in 1938

‘And also like my hero Andrew Jackson, Hitler was ready to work it out and avoid World War II the Second, but Churchill blew it.’ – Donald J Trump WASHINGTON DC – President Donald J. … Read moreTrump: Like Andrew Jackson, Neville Chamberlain Had the ‘Right Idea’ at Munich in 1938

Quote Marks Uproar Over ‘Abuse and Misuse’ by White House

Quote Marks Uproar Over ‘Abuse and Misuse’ by White House

“We mean exactly what we say the words say, not something else like ‘microwave,’” said spokesperson Miriam Webster regarding quote marks, while giving Trump the “air finger.” NYC – Exact Quotations spokesperson Miriam Webster quoth … Read moreQuote Marks Uproar Over ‘Abuse and Misuse’ by White House

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