Ancestry.com Confirms Mitch McConnell a ‘Direct Descendant’ of Dracula

Ancestry.com Confirms Mitch McConnell a ‘Direct Descendant’ of Dracula

‘The only difference is, the more blood McConnell sucks, the paler he becomes’ – Report showing the Senator is descended from bloodsucking vampires. WASHINGTON – DNA analysis released by the genealogy company Ancestry.com confirms that … Read more

Thousands of U.S. Citizens Swamp ICE, Demand Deportation

Thousands of U.S. Citizens Swamp ICE, Demand Deportation

‘Gotta get out before Trump throws us all in detention camps,’ say frightened liberals demanding deportation NYC – More than 30,000 “frightened and terrified” liberal U.S. citizens have swamped the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, … Read more