Hey, Kids, Let’s Go to DeSantis World!
Florida’s autocratic governor has put Disney World under the control of his thought police, turning it into “DeSantis World.” Until recently, kids were thrilled when their parents said: … Read more
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GOP Pols See Red, Knowing Sex Sells
Republican-leaning Americans sure have sex on their mind these days, and know that sex sells. Republican-leaning Americans sure have sex on their mind these days, and know that … Read more
U.S. Constitution to Receive State Funeral 4 July, Chief Justice Roberts Presiding
“Sadly, it’s about time,” says Chief Justice Roberts, who will deliver the eulogy. “The thing’s been basically dead for years.” WASHINGTON DC — The US Constitution, finally pronounced … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: If I Didn’t Have a Brain I Wouldn’t Mind…
…and if I didn’t have a heart I wouldn’t care, either. Trump is one character with absolutely none. My dictionary defines trumpery as “anything showy but of little value.” … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Iran Towards War for a Diversion
Seeking a diversion from impeachment headlines, Trump puts US in peril yet again! Tax cuts for the rich followed by acts of war give me an uneasy feeling … Read more
Promise Kept: Donald J Trump – Just The Enema America Needs
The Donald provided just the purgatorial stimulus needed: at least one promise kept! He said he was gonna do it and, dad-gum if he didn’t gone and dooded … Read more
Kellyanne Conway: FDR’s ‘Four Freedoms’ Just Evil Socialism
‘After all,’ said Kellyanne Conway, ‘freedom is just another word for doing what The Donald wants.’ NYC – Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s new White House adviser, announced at a … Read more
Uncle Sam Says He’s Dying
The world’s oldest democracy, and its main avatar, Uncle Sam, may be dead by 2020. NYC — America, the world’s oldest democracy, announced via Uncle Sam today that … Read more
