This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Orange Squeal
What do you get when you combine cowardly-yellow with hate-red? Orange squeal! Our political landscape is being poisoned by agent orange. A guilty party leads the guile-tea party. … Read more
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Trump Vows to Become Dictator ‘on Day One’
Coverage of a Trump Town Hall: Trump vows to “become dictator on day one.” by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Meeting with Fox News host Sean Hannity for … Read more
The Aptly Named Fox News Channel – Where the Stories are Too Good to Be True
Like any fox, the Fox News Channel does what’s needed to succeed. Who says the Fox News Channel is broadcasting news that’s not exactly true? Who wouldn’t believe … Read more
Shocking! Revelations on Why Trump Stole Top Secret Documents
Anonymous insider reveals the real reason Trump stole classified top secret documents. Ever since the August 8th FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, there has been much speculation as to … Read more
Trump Wants Putin as Running Mate in 2024
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump claims that if Vladimir Putin was his running mate in 2020, he’d “still be president.” On a recent edition of the … Read more
Phoenix Rises: A Revival of Real Journalism
The good news is that, in ways big and small, dedicated local reporters are experimenting with methods to revive real journalism. I live in a city with a … Read more
Trumpless White House Causes Downfall of Major News Outlets
With the White House now Trumpless, times are hard for purveyors of news, as their gravy train chugs into the distance. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According … Read more
Magazines That HAVE Endorsed Trump
Naturally, the lamestream media have ignored the many great magazines that have endorsed the incumbent candidate, Donald J. Trump. “Scientific American backs Biden for its first presidential endorsement … Read more
President Demands Supplication in Exchange for Relief Checks
“Look, I just want some appreciation. Just appreciation. That’s all,” said Trump, announcing his National Presidential Supplication directive. In a North Korea-style press conference Monday, President Trump announced … Read more
Promise Kept: Donald J Trump – Just The Enema America Needs
The Donald provided just the purgatorial stimulus needed: at least one promise kept! He said he was gonna do it and, dad-gum if he didn’t gone and dooded … Read more
