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Shocking! Revelations on Why Trump Stole Top Secret Documents

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Shocking! Revelations on Why Trump Stole Top Secret Documents
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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Anonymous insider reveals the real reason Trump stole classified top secret documents. Ever since the August 8th FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, there has been much speculation as to … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: T-P For Bungholes!

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: T-P For Bungholes!
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
Latest posts by Ralph Lombard (see all)

Trump-Pence 2020 is T-P for bungholes! Trump wants to fix everything. Starting with the election. It’s people like him that give people like him a bad name. Tea … Read more

A Time for Prayer

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A Time for Prayer
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
JC Wade
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We all need to find time for prayer now. But who to pray to? We all remember Dorothy Gale from the Wizard of Oz. She’s the one who, … Read more

My Pandemic Crystal Ball

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My Pandemic Crystal Ball
David Martin
David Martin
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
David Martin
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Peer into my very unique crystal ball, and be forewarned about these future events! The uncertainty surrounding the global outbreak of the COVID-19 virus has resulted in high … Read more

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