2020 election

Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!

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Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more

Trump & His Chain Gang: ‘The Georgia 19 & Counting’ Sing-a-Long!

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Trump & His Chain Gang: ‘The Georgia 19 & Counting’ Sing-a-Long!
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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18+1 chained together until sentence do they part: It’s the Georgia 19! Sing “16 Tons” as we watch the Trial of the Century! As I watched Georgia’s Judge … Read more

Shocking! Revelations on Why Trump Stole Top Secret Documents

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Shocking! Revelations on Why Trump Stole Top Secret Documents
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Anonymous insider reveals the real reason Trump stole classified top secret documents. Ever since the August 8th FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, there has been much speculation as to … Read more

Here Come the Judge & Ginni: Breakfast in Bed, Streaming!

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Here Come the Judge & Ginni: Breakfast in Bed, Streaming!
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Here Come the Judge: Peek in as we observe ‘Breakfast & Burnt Torts’ with Clarence and Ginny Thomas! Here Come the Judge & Ginni with early morning Breakfast … Read more

In Lieu of Traditional Celebrations, Biden Inauguration to Include Awkward Zoom Happy Hour

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In Lieu of Traditional Celebrations, Biden Inauguration to Include Awkward Zoom Happy Hour
Evan Helmlinger
Evan Helmlinger
A writer by trade and a wisecracker by necessity, Evan relies on a well-timed joke to get him out of awkward situations, traffic tickets, and the occasional hostage crisis.
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Due to pandemic concerns, the president-elect’s transition team will host an online event for the Biden inauguration. The upcoming Biden inauguration will include an awkward happy hour via … Read more

Trump Seeks Restraining Order Against US Constitution

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Trump Seeks Restraining Order Against US Constitution
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Trump hires new legal counsel, seeks restraining order against US Constitution. Vowing to sue America for “everything it’s got,” president-reject Donald Trump has hired Fanny Giuliani (identical twin-sister … Read more

GOOD THINGS That Happened Under Trump’s Watch: Top 10

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GOOD THINGS That Happened Under Trump’s Watch: Top 10
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Besides bragging about his ‘massive dumps’ – Turns out, Trump really does have a Legacy! It’s hard to believe, but true – Trump’s done some good things, and … Read more

The Waiting Game: The Election Results Need to Come to a Head

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The Waiting Game: The Election Results Need to Come to a Head
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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The waiting game for both pregnancy terms and election results is the same, or at least it can seem that way! My second baby was a week & … Read more

The First 10 Things I, Joe Biden, Will Do When I’m President!

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The First 10 Things I, Joe Biden, Will Do When I’m President!
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Don’t want to jinx the election – but I do have the next president’s first 10 things – to prove there is no doubt… Biden does want to … Read more

‘Russia, if You’re Listening…’ & Other Last Minute Invitations from Trump

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‘Russia, if You’re Listening…’ & Other Last Minute Invitations from Trump
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Last minute invitations and a cry for help from our President to Vladimir Putin, in Song Titles. ‘As the days dwindle down to a precious few’… untested, drug-sopped … Read more

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