Trump Denounces US Constitution as a ‘Fake Document’ Altered by the Lying Press and Hollywood Commies

Trump Denounces US Constitution as a ‘Fake Document’ Altered by the Lying Press and Hollywood Commies

“The so-called First Amendment and all the other so-called freedoms were rewritten by the dishonest press after the Constitution was stolen by Harvey Cage and his gang in 2004.” – Donald Trump Washington DC – President … Read more

Trump ‘Repeals and Replaces’ Constitution by Executive Order: ‘Old One Was SAD!’

Trump ‘Repeals and Replaces’ Constitution by Executive Order: ‘Old One Was SAD!’

“This will be a tremendous constitution, the greatest ever, believe me,” said Trump at signing. According to minority President Donald J Trump’s latest Executive Order, signed today, the United States now has a brand-new Constitution. … Read more

Kellyanne Conway: ‘Alternative Words’ in Bill of Rights Allow Trump ‘Lots of Latitude’

Kellyanne Conway: ‘Alternative Words’ in Bill of Rights Allow Trump ‘Lots of Latitude’

“Restricting extraneous Freedoms of Press, Religion and Speech, and establishing Christianity as the State Religion are also ‘Alt-Word’ permitted,” said Kellyanne Conway, “as is, of course, the quartering of soldiers in your home.” NYC – … Read more

Trump Makes His Pick: Silvio Berlusconi for Vice-President

Trump Makes His Pick: Silvio Berlusconi for Vice-President

‘He’s the King of Vice, after all,’ says Trump Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican nominee for president, shocked the party establishment and ended months of speculation by picking his running mate: Italy’s Silvio Berlusconi. Trump … Read more

Where Does the GOP’s Right-Wing Grouchiness Come From?

Jim Hightower

The tea party may seem new, but it’s the same ol’ GOP party of ‘no.’ I’ve found it! I’ve discovered the original document from which today’s tea party pontificators have drawn their political creed. Tea-infused … Read more

Trump Burns Constitution to Chants of “U-S-A”

Trump Burns Constitution to Chants of “U-S-A”

Calls Constitution ‘liberal rag’ as it burns COLUMBUS, OH — This morning, Republican presidential candidate and rabble-rousing billionaire Donald Trump burned the original U.S. Constitution while his supporters chanted “U-S-A” during a rowdy campaign rally. It … Read more

Rick Santorum: God Owns Church and State, Gave Both to GOP

Rick Santorum: God Owns Church and State, Gave Both to GOP

“God, working through his blessed Super PACs, gave us the money to buy Congress, and charged us with reuniting Church and State.” – Rick Santorum Perpetual religious right presidential candidate and former senator Rick Santorum … Read more