‘FOMP’ – a Fantastic New Word
By Jack Seybold, as heard from Donald Trump Fomp, right? It’s a fantastic new word that just came out of my mouth. – Donald Trump “Fomp,” right? It’s … Read more
Tucker Carlson
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/13/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Timothée Chalamet, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Fake Journalist Tucker Carlson
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews fake journalist Tucker Carlson. PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN (Russian accent) From under rock, America enemy and my comrade Tucker Carlson. JERRY … Read more
Tucker Carlson Excited by Newfound Friendship with Putin
Excited by his newfound friendship with Putin following his interview with him, Tucker Carlson wants more. By Jahed Ahmed Excited by the newfound attention following his interview with … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/5/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the movie Groundhog Day, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/14/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about ‘The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City,’ doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/17/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Sweden, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
