Mark Carney Declares Himself Prime Minister of Canada
Prime Ministership assumed by Mark Carney as Ottawa media cheers, checking maps. By Scott D. G. Ventureyra OTTAWA — In a stunning act of democratic innovation, Mark Carney has … Read more
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New Improv Troupe Comes to Washington
There’s a new improv troupe in town and they call themselves The Trump Administration! Move over, The Groundlings, step aside, Second City, back off, Upright Citizens Brigade — … Read more
Trump Again Promises ‘Only the Best People’ for His Administration
As he did last time, President-Elect Donald Trump has pledged to hire “only the best people,” which means the very worst. President-elect Donald J. Trump told reporters on … Read more
Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration
Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more
‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: ‘Heil Be Seeing You!’
Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Former White House Advisor Jared Kushner
Wherein our intrepid radio talk show host interviews former White House advisor Jared Kushner. ANNOUNCER From under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
100 Things We’ve Learned from the Trump Era! Okay, Just the Last 10!
For the last 7 years (aka Trump Era) we’ve been learning on a curve – but can now see a light at the end of the tunnel! 100 … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/19/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the oldest known narrative carving, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Federal Inmate Donald Trump Announces for President
Future News! New federal inmate Donald Trump, boasting he’s the best prisoner ever, announces new run for president. Presently incarcerated at the Lewisburg Federal Penitentiary in Pennsylvania, now … Read more
