Foodologist: Food to be AI-Generated by Next Century
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous foodologist says that by the next century most of the food consumed on earth will be AI generated. In her … Read more
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Trump Administration Engineers New Federal Employment Exam
Steve Bannon, nominee for Director of OPM, promises “epic changes” to personnel management, including the employment exam. In 1955 the Federal Service Entrance Examination (FSEE) was introduced to … Read more
Self-Deport? Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Liz Cheney and More Consider Options
Almost half of the country is thinking of leaving U.S. and may self-deport. Undocumented immigrants aren’t the only ones who may self-deport, as thousands consider leaving the country … Read more
With Trump Victory, Washington D.C. May Secede from the Union
Parts of California, Maryland and the east coast could follow suit and also secede from the Union. With 92.4 percent of its citizens voting for Kamala Harris against … Read more
House Ethics Committee Releases Report on Rep. Matt ‘Mandingo’ Gaetz
Matt Gaetz retirement move fail: House Ethics Committee releases its scathing report on the alleged underage sex-trafficker. Rep. Matt Gaetz (R. FL), who resigned his House seat on … Read more
David Goggins Bolts Across the Ocean at Hypersonic Speed
Crossing the Atlantic is just a start, says David Goggins, retired Navy SEAL, triathlete and author of two memoirs. In a feat that has impressed even his most … Read more
Alex Jones Tapped as Press Secretary for Trump 2.0
Far-right talk radio host and prominent conspiracy theorist picked for press secretary for the Trump 2.0 administration. Proceeding apace with naming pivotal members of his new administration, President-elect … Read more
Trump Proclaims He’ll Be ‘President-for-Life’
Donald Trump promised his base he’ll be President-for-Life: no need for messy, inconvenient voting any more. The President-Elect isn’t satisfied with having just won the 2024 election. Now … Read more
Trump Hires James Bond: ‘Can’t Trust Secret Service’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President-Elect Donald Trump hires his own security team, including James Bond, saying that he no longer trusts the Secret Service. According to … Read more
Thomas Homan Named ‘Bizarre Czar,’ in Charge of Mass Deportations
As Trump’s most Bizarre Czar, Thomas Homan will in charge of executing Trump’s promised mass deportation of “illegals.” President-elect former President Donald J. Trump announced on Monday the … Read more
