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Late-night Twitter habit is all about sexual frustration, says Dr Hyman Schadenfreud, new White House psychiatrist. WASHINGTON DC â President Donald Trumpâs increasingly bizarre behavior, including his unhinged twitter habit, is the product of extreme and … Read moreTrump Twitter Habit is ‘Sexual Sublimation,’ Says Psychiatrist
Information on policy making and personal life included in White House secrets. A staffer who recently left his employment at the White House has shared inside information with this reporter. Known only to a small … Read moreFormer Staffer Reveals White House Secrets
“Official White House Band” selected for new White House post. President Trump has just created a new White House post, the “Official White House Band.” He has selected a group that met at the Charlottesville … Read morePresident Trump Creates New White House Post
New reality TV shows each use a different twist on the old Superman TV show. Two new reality TV shows will make their debut shortly on cable networks. Coincidentally, they both have modeled the opening … Read moreStormy Daniels and Donald Trump Vie in New Rival Reality TV Shows
White House post offered in settlement between Stormy Daniels and President Trump An anonymous source in the White House has just informed this reporter that an out-of-court settlement has been reached between Stormy Daniels and … Read moreStormy Daniels and President Trump Settle: She is to Replace Sanders
Just the latest person to join the hoards fleeing the White House: Hope Hicks. Hope Hicks announced Wednesday that she will resign as White House communications director, citing the time-consuming nature of the position and … Read moreHope Hicks Resigns to Spend More Time Lying to Her Family
Many NRA members have been traumatized by a video of a AR-15 sawed into pieces. With a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to … Read moreNRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner
A wide-ranging investigation of the porn industry reveals shocking results! Fashion. Entertainment. Hospitality. The arts. Journalism. These are just some of the industries that have been rocked by revelations of widespread sexual harassment and misconduct … Read moreInvestigation Reveals ‘Sexualized’ Work Environment in Porn Industry
SpaceX entrepreneur says he offered a “free space ride” to the president, and he took it. “He’s Starman now, and he’s in the driver’s seat, the way he likes it.” SpaceX and Tesla Motors founder … Read moreElon Musk Reveals: Donald Trump is ‘Starman,’ Now Floating in Space
Our undercover reporter gives an exclusive preview of an upcoming Hallmark Channel show. Going undercover as a gofer, this reporter was able to get the inside scoop on the programming for the Hallmark Channel. While … Read moreHallmark Channel Secrets Revealed