Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of … Read more

God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the new GoogleSeance™ technology this morning, and we … Read more