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Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by the Senate on Saturday following a renewed … Read moreFBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer
Trump learns new literary references in Oval Office rant with SCOTUS nominee. White House staffers have nicknamed the Oval Office “The Steam Room.” Why? This is where, behind closed doors, the President “blows of steam,” … Read moreTrump and Kavanaugh Team Up in Joint Oval Office Rant
Brits weigh in on Theresa May and her biggest Brexit gaffe. Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has … Read moreTheresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”
New projects for cash strapped NRA in keeping with violent tradition. The cash strapped NRA, reeling after the public notice of their budget troubles, have decided to expand their financial base of interests to survive. … Read moreCash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future
Try your hand at the Trump Cabinet Quiz! Think you’re so smart about politics and policy? Let’s listen in as Professor Blins Blinsson at West Central Minnesota State Agriculture and Community College subjects his Unified … Read moreThe Trump Cabinet Quiz
Stormy Daniels revealed that Trump’s tiny dick has a mushroom head like Mario Kart. Sorry, now you can’t un-see that! SAD! “The least impressive sex I’ve ever had!” Daniels says, contradicting the President’s former wife, … Read moreHookers and Porn Models in Uproar after ‘Mario Kart’ Trump Dick Revelation
Trending: Trump anger over Google search results about his anger make him angrier, causing huge spike in search ranking for ‘Trump anger.’ The man in the White House, president for at least a little while … Read moreGoogle Search Results of Trump Raging about Google Search Results Go Viral
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the ‘Mean Guys,’ Louis Gohmert, Jim Jordan and Steve King. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show Interviews the Mean Guys
We join hundreds of papers nationally in defending the Free Press against a demagogue in the White House. The Humor Times is proud to join hundreds of newspapers and news outlets, large and small, all … Read moreEditorial: The So-Called ‘President’ Must Be Held to Account for Attacking the Free Press
Trump: “Unpatriotic trees would kneel if they could, instead starting California wildfires.” “California wildfires are being magnified & made so much worse by the bad environmental laws which aren’t allowing massive amount of readily available … Read moreYou’re Fired! Trump Blames Trees for California Wildfires