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Reports of VP Mike Pence leaving an NFL game over ‘taking a knee’ protest missed the point. INDIANAPOLIS — Two things anger Vice President Pence more than taking knee during the national anthem: one is … Read more
Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of … Read more
The administration rolls out a plan to solve all the country’s financial woes: print as much money as needed. The Trump White House has announced a new economic plan to rid the country of its … Read more
The reason for the President’s use of one- and two-syllable words vs ‘big words’ has been revealed. In an impromptu encounter on the White House steps, a small group of reporters asked President Trump whether … Read more
Aliens are now generally unsupportive of the idea that humans have, in any shape or form, been to Earth, according to new polling. In a new NBC/Marist poll, 63 percent of all aliens believe humans … Read more
‘If Julius Caesar can have July, and Augustus has August, why can’t I have Trumpery? Anyone who says I can’t is fake news!’ – President Trump WASHINGTON – President Trump said today that he would … Read more
Law enforcement officials say it is way too early to eliminate a badass shark attack as the cause for an abandoned boat spookily floating in the harbor of Martha’s Vineyard. In view of locals and … Read more
Donald Trump is determined that someone is going to pay for his wall. “Hola!” You had better get used to the greeting folks because, apparently, we have all become citizens of Mexico. Remember a few … Read more
“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the new GoogleSeance™ technology this morning, and we … Read more
Bestselling Donald Trump erotica series comes to a screeching halt over confusing grammar rules HUNTINGTON, WV — Herbert “Herbdawg” Adkins’ bestselling Donald Trump erotica series of books came to a screeching halt today, when he … Read more