Trump Twitter Habit is ‘Sexual Sublimation,’ Says Psychiatrist

Trump Twitter Habit is ‘Sexual Sublimation,’ Says Psychiatrist

Late-night Twitter habit is all about sexual frustration, says Dr Hyman Schadenfreud, new White House psychiatrist. WASHINGTON DC – President Donald Trump’s increasingly bizarre behavior, including his unhinged twitter habit, is the product of extreme and … Read moreTrump Twitter Habit is ‘Sexual Sublimation,’ Says Psychiatrist

Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump Vie in New Rival Reality TV Shows

Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump Vie in New Rival Reality TV Shows

New reality TV shows each use a different twist on the old Superman TV show. Two new reality TV shows will make their debut shortly on cable networks. Coincidentally, they both have modeled the opening … Read moreStormy Daniels and Donald Trump Vie in New Rival Reality TV Shows

Stormy Daniels and President Trump Settle: She is to Replace Sanders

Stormy Daniels and President Trump Settle: She is to Replace Sanders

White House post offered in settlement between Stormy Daniels and President Trump An anonymous source in the White House has just informed this reporter that an out-of-court settlement has been reached between Stormy Daniels and … Read moreStormy Daniels and President Trump Settle: She is to Replace Sanders

Hope Hicks Resigns to Spend More Time Lying to Her Family

Hope Hicks Resigns to Spend More Time Lying to Her Family

Just the latest person to join the hoards fleeing the White House: Hope Hicks. Hope Hicks announced Wednesday that she will resign as White House communications director, citing the time-consuming nature of the position and … Read moreHope Hicks Resigns to Spend More Time Lying to Her Family

NRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner

NRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner

Many NRA members have been traumatized by a video of a AR-15 sawed into pieces. With a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to … Read moreNRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner

Investigation Reveals ‘Sexualized’ Work Environment in Porn Industry

Investigation Reveals ‘Sexualized’ Work Environment in Porn Industry

A wide-ranging investigation of the porn industry reveals shocking results! Fashion. Entertainment. Hospitality. The arts. Journalism. These are just some of the industries that have been rocked by revelations of widespread sexual harassment and misconduct … Read moreInvestigation Reveals ‘Sexualized’ Work Environment in Porn Industry

Elon Musk Reveals: Donald Trump is ‘Starman,’ Now Floating in Space

Elon Musk Reveals: Donald Trump is ‘Starman,’ Now Floating in Space

SpaceX entrepreneur says he offered a “free space ride” to the president, and he took it. “He’s Starman now, and he’s in the driver’s seat, the way he likes it.” SpaceX and Tesla Motors founder … Read moreElon Musk Reveals: Donald Trump is ‘Starman,’ Now Floating in Space

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