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Trump: “Unpatriotic trees would kneel if they could, instead starting California wildfires.” “California wildfires are being magnified & made so much worse by the bad environmental laws which aren’t allowing massive amount of readily available … Read moreYou’re Fired! Trump Blames Trees for California Wildfires
“Out of sight, out of mind” seems to be Trump’s plan, according to investigators. For everyone wondering what was behind Trump’s recent, over-the-top, crazy enthusiastic promotion of the Air Force’s F-35 Stealth Fighter, we now … Read moreCatch Me If You Can: Trump’s Plan to Avoid Being Indicted
New Cybersecurity Task Force will be headed by Vladimir Putin, ‘since he knows all about hacking.’ President Donald Trump held a press conference today to announce that he will be forming a new international cybersecurity … Read moreTrump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair
“It’s a disgrace the way these fallen heroes were hounded by the horrible, horrendous fake news media of their day,” the President told reporters. “However, Paul Manafort is not a candidate for similar treatment.” WASHINGTON … Read moreTrump Posthumously Pardons Al Capone, Charles Manson and Jeffrey Darmer, but not Paul Manafort
Besides the fact that Putin absolutely did not interfere in our elections, here are some other little-known tidbits Trump learned during their secret meeting. While most of the world was focusing on Trump’s revelation that … Read moreOther Amazing Things Trump Learned from Putin
“I’m just a newbie, still learning about this stuff,” says Judge Kavanaugh. Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee for the Supreme Court seat being vacated by Justice Anthony Kennedy, said today that he has … Read moreBrett Kavanaugh: ‘Row vs Wade? I’d Rather Row and Stay Dry, I Think’
Trump seeks advice from historical figures in hell who have ‘done this stuff before.’ A White House staffer who wishes to remain anonymous has leaked some very disturbing news. There is serious concern among those … Read morePresident Requests Hotline to Hell
Trump wants a buffer zone for “added border protection.” Trump has come up with an expanded proposal to keep any “illegals” from entering the US, using added border protection. The president said the idea came … Read moreTrump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection
President’s daughter says she has a solution to the immigrant child separation mess her dad created. Always trying to help out her dad and be a self-described “champion of the welfare of children and mothers,” … Read moreIvanka’s Plan for Solving the Immigrant Crisis
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 6/18/18