ICE Raids Humor Times Offices Over July 4 Weekend
ICE raids of the Humor Times surprised the hard-working staff, toiling hard over the holiday weekend to deliver for the people. Acting on an anonymous tip, ICE raids … Read more
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction to Brown People
An allergic reaction caused Secretary of Homeland Security to be whisked away to the emergency room. In response to an allergic reaction, Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem … Read more
All US Treasury Funds Stolen While Treasury Secretary Visits Dairy Queen
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In yet another unfortunate incident for Trump cabinet secretaries, the nation’s treasury funds were whisked away by a common car thief. It … Read more
Other Stuff in Kristi Noem’s Stolen Purse
More has come out about the contents of Kristi Noem’s stolen purse. Celebrating the 10,000th American citizen swept of the streets and dispatched to the COTEC mega-prison in … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/31/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about opening day for Major League Baseball, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
White House Reveals New Shock Troops Press Corps
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt reveals new “right-minded” Shock Troops Press Corps. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt revealed at a press briefing at the White House on Thursday … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘I Belong on Mount Rushmore’
In an effort to get Americans to think about him 24/7, Trump makes the case for his face on Mount Rushmore. Donald Trump says he’s calling on the … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Donald Trump Post-Election
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President-Elect Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/20/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about cannabis edibles, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Trump Ponders His Choices in Republican Veepstakes
Presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump faces a crossroads in Veepstakes. With the GOP National Convention just two months away, presumptive Republican nominee and former President Donald J. Trump … Read more
