ICE Raids Humor Times Offices Over July 4 Weekend
ICE raids of the Humor Times surprised the hard-working staff, toiling hard over the holiday weekend to deliver for the people. Acting on an anonymous tip, ICE raids … Read more
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Trump Enacts Ancient Slobovian Law to Replace Aliens Enemies Act
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News: With the Aliens Enemies Act of 1798 placed on hold, President Trump has enacted the ancient Slobovian “YAIG Law.” President … Read more
Trump Slams Late Pope, Says Steve Bannon Should Be New Pontiff
In the wake of the passing of the late Pope Francis, President Donald J. Trump has had a lot to say. In the wake of the passing of … Read more
After Illegal Aliens, Trump Plans to Deport Democrats
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Trump hinting that he will soon try to deport Democrats. At a “copter talk” question-and-answer today, President Trump let slip that, … Read more
Thomas Homan Named ‘Bizarre Czar,’ in Charge of Mass Deportations
As Trump’s most Bizarre Czar, Thomas Homan will in charge of executing Trump’s promised mass deportation of “illegals.” President-elect former President Donald J. Trump announced on Monday the … Read more
Coffee Shortage Sparks Nationwide Panic
A global coffee shortage has sparked a panic this week among those who are dependent on their morning lift. A coffee shortage has sparked a nationwide panic this … Read more
