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Alcatraz University Unveils ‘Crimecentric Degree Program’

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Alcatraz University Unveils ‘Crimecentric Degree Program’
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The President of Alcatraz U has introduced an all-new “Crimecentric Degree Program” to advance the careers of its inmates. “Anyone can learn … Read more

Head of Zardocian Mafia: ‘If You’re a Criminal, America is the Place to Be’

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Head of Zardocian Mafia: ‘If You’re a Criminal, America is the Place to Be’
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) An interplanetary mob boss says Earth’s America is a paradise for any criminal looking for a new base of operations. In an … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Diss Barr the Attorney General!

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Diss Barr the Attorney General!
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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The Attorney General has Barr-icaded the White House behind stonewalls. Donald Trump is the consequence of a sequence of cons. The president is an outsider. Of the law! … Read more

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