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The “White House Plumbers” didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. But someday we’ll be watching “Donald Trump’s 7 Year Scandal.” No, these plumbers didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. They … Read more
A Mexican drug cartel was fooled by an old political rivalry in a rare bipartisan display of cooperation. President Joe Biden and “Sheriff” Ron DeSantis busted the Mexican … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Musk’s thirst for control widens from merely controlling social media, as he seeks to buy America at a cut-rate price. With his … Read more
Republicans scum together over Trump. Republican conspiracies hatch in surrection nests. The GOP serves a complicit tea. Fascists want the right to control all of US. Liars live … Read more
Republican politics mean BS-ness as usual. Voter suppression is an invalid ID-ology. If at first you don’t impede, lie lie again. GOP election strategy: Finking outside the ballot … Read more
As Billionaires Jeff Bezos & Richard Branson take flight – Chris Columbus does commentary on his Holiday & other misinformation! SOME SAY these 2 Billionaires should find something … Read more
Wall Street is full of bullishit! Minimum wages war on the poor. As the rich get richer, the middle-class becomes more and more poor-us. Ted “Yes I Cancun” … Read more
America the Sorrowful (and Hopeful) So sorrowful as each one diesFor warnings all in vain, For ever-mounting casualtiesFrom policies insane!America! America!We shed our tears for thee,And hope for … Read more
Trump hires new legal counsel, seeks restraining order against US Constitution. Vowing to sue America for “everything it’s got,” president-reject Donald Trump has hired Fanny Giuliani (identical twin-sister … Read more
Trump is Putin’s laptop dog. Trump’s legacy lies in his claims to defame. Those that demand the most respect invariably give the least. Propagandists attack in formation. Republicans … Read more
