This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Orange Squeal

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Orange Squeal
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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What do you get when you combine yellow-cowardice with hate-red? Orange squeal! Our political landscape is being poisoned by agent orange. A guilty party leads the guile-tea party. … Read more

DeSantis Battles Trump in Florida Steel Cage Match

DeSantis Battles Trump in Florida Steel Cage Match
Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.
Steve Schneider

We take you now to the much-anticipated DeSantis-Trump steel cage match, in which “DeSanctimonious” has promised to “kick Trump’s ass.” Gordon Solie was arguably the greatest professional wrestling … Read more

‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time

‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
Latest posts by Ralph Lombard (see all)

Newly discovered Dr. Seuss prophecies: chillingly accurate. A brand-new and never-before-seen compilation of Dr. Seuss poetry and prose, “The Dr. Seuss Prophecies,” has recently been unearthed by well-known … Read more

Trump Meets with Religious Leaders of HATE

Trump Meets with Religious Leaders of HATE
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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Religious leaders host annual “Hot Wings and a Prayer” gathering attended by Trump. Donald Trump met today with top religious leaders of the controversial Holy Antagonistic Theological Elitist … Read more

Invasion of the Aphorisms

Invasion of the Aphorisms
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
Latest posts by Ralph Lombard (see all)

Aphorisms to soothe your soul Ironic, isn’t it, that it’s always the biggest “drips” that complain loudest about “leaks.” Is Trump completely corrupt? The answer is whistle-blowing in … Read more

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