Where Does the GOP’s Right-Wing Grouchiness Come From?

Jim Hightower

The tea party may seem new, but it’s the same ol’ GOP party of ‘no.’ I’ve found it! I’ve discovered the original document from which today’s tea party pontificators have drawn their political creed. Tea-infused … Read moreWhere Does the GOP’s Right-Wing Grouchiness Come From?

Pope’s Speech to Congress Cancelled After GOP Adds Him to No-Fly List

Pope’s Speech to Congress Cancelled After GOP Adds Him to No-Fly List

Republicans realize the Roman Pope can no longer be relied upon as a GOP spokesman. Pope Francis will not be addressing Congress in late September as originally scheduled. The recent statements that have been attributed … Read morePope’s Speech to Congress Cancelled After GOP Adds Him to No-Fly List

A Profile of the Burning Bush

A Profile of the Burning Bush

Jeb Bush has 99 problems … and the tea party is just one. Phil McCrevice, an influential, condescending voice of the American political movement, told CNN that the Republican presidential candidate is only ever mentioned … Read moreA Profile of the Burning Bush

Suing the President: Pandora’s Box of Worms

Will Durst

Nobody can call them a Do-Nothing Congress anymore: they’re suing the president. In a move less surprising than hot dogs at a ballgame, the House of Representatives voted to give Speaker John Boehner the authority … Read moreSuing the President: Pandora’s Box of Worms

Tea Party Candidate Says Opponent Ate His Brain, Used It to Outsmart Him

Tea Party Candidate Says Opponent Ate His Brain, Used It to Outsmart Him

Timothy Ray Murray admitted his Tea Party career could be enhanced by his now half a brain, however. Tea Party candidate Timothy Ray Murray has changed his tune, and is now saying his Republican challenger, … Read moreTea Party Candidate Says Opponent Ate His Brain, Used It to Outsmart Him

Cantor: Crow, Medium Rare

Will Durst

Eating crow, Eric Cantor style A massive Earthquake rolled through the Republican Establishment after Eric Cantor became the 1st sitting House Majority Leader to lose in a primary since, well… ever. Going back to 1899, … Read moreCantor: Crow, Medium Rare

The What-Abouts and Whereabouts of Sen. Pat Roberts

Jim Hightower

When the crazy strikes, Pat Roberts fights back. With more crazy. In “The Wizard of Oz,” Dorothy assessed the odd things she was experiencing and said to her little dog, “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re … Read moreThe What-Abouts and Whereabouts of Sen. Pat Roberts

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