Republic of Schlongho Becomes First Nation to Arm Citizens Traveling to U.S.

Republic of Schlongho Becomes First Nation to Arm Citizens Traveling to U.S.
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Country becomes first to arm citizens who plan to travel to the ultra-violent US, in hopes they can survive and return to their homeland. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

Yet again, Republicans follow Trump down a rabid hole. The tea party herd what Trump demanded. After pushing his supporters over the edge, Trump now throws them under … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: To See or Not To See Hear…

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: To See or Not To See Hear…
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

“Nothing to see hear,” said the blind and deaf elephant. Of course Trump has “TV” lawyers. It is, after all, a show-trial. A circus is never complete without … Read more

Soft Tissue Racist

The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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Trump declared he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, so the general consensus is — he must be a soft tissue racist. What a long hot … Read more

Things I, Donald Trump, Would Do in Addition to Running Unarmed into a School

Things I, Donald Trump, Would Do in Addition to Running Unarmed into a School
Howard Zaharoff reads (a lot), writes (mostly humor), teaches (occasionally) and practices law (doesn't everyone?). He is the author of "Stump Your Lawyer!" (Chronicle 2007), and his work has appeared in The Boston Globe, Wall Street Journal, Amazing Stories, Computerworld, The Journal of Irreproducible Results, The Annals of Improbable Research and the books Growing Up Jewish (Penguin 1987) and Sex As a Heap of Malfunctioning Rubble (and Further Improbabilities) (Workman 1993), among other places.
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In his own imagination: Donald Trump, superhero! Here, the president lists all the things he would do, if needed: Smash through any locked doors using my shoulders and … Read more

Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares

Turning Their Guns Into Plowshares
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Republicans shock a weary nation with an unexpected turnaround on guns! In a surprising and eloquent speech before the media today, President Select Trump offered new and unexpected … Read more

‘Take a Knee and Bow Down to Guns’: Latest Edition of HT’s FREE App!

‘Take a Knee and Bow Down to Guns’: Latest Edition of HT’s FREE App!

Now available on our free Humor Times “News in Cartoons” app, the new edition: “Take a Knee and Bow Down to Guns.” In the latest edition of the … Read more

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