Howard ZaharoffHoward Zaharoff

Howard Zaharoff reads (a lot), writes (mostly humor), teaches (occasionally) and practices law (doesn't everyone?). He is the author of "Stump Your Lawyer!" (Chronicle 2007), and his work has appeared in The Boston Globe, Wall Street Journal, Amazing Stories, Computerworld, The Journal of Irreproducible Results, The Annals of Improbable Research and the books Growing Up Jewish (Penguin 1987) and Sex As a Heap of Malfunctioning Rubble (and Further Improbabilities) (Workman 1993), among other places.

Flamed Out With Lose It!? Manage Weight Gain with Loosen It!

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Flamed Out With Lose It!? Manage Weight Gain with Loosen It!

Lose It! is for losers – get the weight management tool that works for you! Have you heard friends rave about the popular diet app Lose It! (“Food Tracking Made Easy”) and wondered: why isn’t … Read more Flamed Out With Lose It!? Manage Weight Gain with Loosen It!

Walt Whitman’s Application for White House Press Secretary

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Walt Whitman’s Application for White House Press Secretary

Most never suspected Walt Whitman would even consider the post of White House Press Secretary. Are you, Walt Whitman, prepared to affirm the truth of all I tweet or utter, even if I contradict myself … Read more Walt Whitman’s Application for White House Press Secretary

Super Bowl LIII Update: Sneak Preview of NFL Official Sponsors

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Super Bowl LIII Update: Sneak Preview of NFL Official Sponsors

Memorandum: Super Bowl LIII – Consider a Wider Range of Official Suppliers Date: January 12, 2019 From: NFL Properties, Committee on Suppliers and Sponsors To: National Football League RE: NFL 2019 Super Bowl LIII Sponsors … Read more Super Bowl LIII Update: Sneak Preview of NFL Official Sponsors

Dear Anonymous Sender: Thank You for Your Holiday E-Card

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Dear Anonymous Sender: Thank You for Your Holiday E-Card

Although I cannot recall where I may have met and exchanged business or V cards with you (or someone from your organization), I am extremely grateful for your listserved holiday e-card that evaded our spam … Read more Dear Anonymous Sender: Thank You for Your Holiday E-Card

The Persons, Who Evade From Checking Procedure, Aren’t Supposed for Boarding!

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The Persons, Who Evade From Checking Procedure, Aren’t Supposed for Boarding!

“The Persons, Who Evade From Checking Procedure, Aren’t Supposed for Boarding!” — Sign at Dnipropetrovsk International Airport (Ukraine) Welcome, boarding persons to Float Number 285, Ukraine Airlines. We fly Not-Stopping to London, Merry Olde England, … Read more The Persons, Who Evade From Checking Procedure, Aren’t Supposed for Boarding!

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