Walt Whitman’s Application for White House Press Secretary

Walt Whitman’s Application for White House Press Secretary

Most never suspected Walt Whitman would even consider the post of White House Press Secretary. Are you, Walt Whitman, prepared to affirm the truth of all I tweet or utter, even if I contradict myself … Read moreWalt Whitman’s Application for White House Press Secretary

Super Bowl LIII Update: Sneak Preview of NFL Official Sponsors

Super Bowl LIII Update: Sneak Preview of NFL Official Sponsors

Memorandum: Super Bowl LIII – Consider a Wider Range of Official Suppliers Date: January 12, 2019 From: NFL Properties, Committee on Suppliers and Sponsors To: National Football League RE: NFL 2019 Super Bowl LIII Sponsors … Read moreSuper Bowl LIII Update: Sneak Preview of NFL Official Sponsors

Dear Anonymous Sender: Thank You for Your Holiday E-Card

Dear Anonymous Sender: Thank You for Your Holiday E-Card

Although I cannot recall where I may have met and exchanged business or V cards with you (or someone from your organization), I am extremely grateful for your listserved holiday e-card that evaded our spam … Read moreDear Anonymous Sender: Thank You for Your Holiday E-Card

The Persons, Who Evade From Checking Procedure, Aren’t Supposed for Boarding!

The Persons, Who Evade From Checking Procedure, Aren’t Supposed for Boarding!

“The Persons, Who Evade From Checking Procedure, Aren’t Supposed for Boarding!” — Sign at Dnipropetrovsk International Airport (Ukraine) Welcome, boarding persons to Float Number 285, Ukraine Airlines. We fly Not-Stopping to London, Merry Olde England, … Read moreThe Persons, Who Evade From Checking Procedure, Aren’t Supposed for Boarding!

Things I, Donald Trump, Would Do in Addition to Running Unarmed into a School

Things I, Donald Trump, Would Do in Addition to Running Unarmed into a School

In his own imagination: Donald Trump, superhero! Here, the president lists all the things he would do, if needed: Smash through any locked doors using my shoulders and feet, like they do on NCIS. (I … Read moreThings I, Donald Trump, Would Do in Addition to Running Unarmed into a School