Biden Vacationing Until After the Election
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With things well in hand, President Joe Biden is going to the beach until after the election, according to reports. SNN leisure … Read more
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A Version of Vacation Time
The correctional system as it now exists in America wouldn’t be appropriate for Trump. What to do? Carl Augustas Menninger (1893-1990), the most prominent member of the family … Read more
Neuroses of a Homebound Traveler
Trying to get a handle on the many odd neuroses and anxieties that may pop up when traveling post-pandemic. As we slowly emerge from COVID-quarantine, it’s time for … Read more
Trump to Open Luxury “Fat-Farm” Resort in North Korea
“Fat-farm” resort paradise set to open next spring Donald Trump today announced plans for a luxury “fat-farm” vacation property in North Korea to be opened early next year. … Read more
How Congress Spent Their Summer Vacation
Alert! Alert! Residents should remain on the lookout for male and female politicians walking the streets disguised as normal citizens on summer vacation. Alert! Alert! This is a … Read more
The Goldfarbs’ Home Rental Rules
We, the Goldfarbs, welcome you to our vacation home, Goldfarbolandia! Of course, we want you to have a great time, so great that you’ll recommend us on social … Read more
The Most Underrated Holiday: Labor Day
Let us take a few minutes to talk about the most underrated holiday of them all: Labor Day. Let us take a few minutes to talk about the … Read more
How to Survive Your Summer Vacation
The summer vacation is a time-honored testament to all that is right about America. And often, not less than a little of what is wrong. We look forward … Read more
How They Spent Their Summer Vacation
Exclusive report: What our elected representatives did for summer vacation! And so we bid a hearty “Welcome Back” to our elected representatives, as they reluctantly trudge back to … Read more
Observations on an Italian Summer Sojourn
We survived our Italian summer – it was tough, but someone’s got to do it! It’s hard to learn even the most basic tourist phrases of another language … Read more
