COVID-19 Is Prompting a Societywide Recalculation

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

An unexpected and profound impact of today’s horrific coronavirus crisis is that it is quietly prompting a societywide recalibration. Laissez-faire ideologue Ronald Reagan used to delight in mocking … Read more

What Is “Iyyikowa,” and Why Do We Need More of It?

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

The Choctaw have a word, “iyyikowa,” that means serving those in need… and we need more of it. Charles Dickens, writing about the inequality and social turmoil leading … Read more

Next Global Pandemic Already Predicted

Next Global Pandemic Already Predicted
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

The Slobovian Secret Service say they have uncovered the “next global pandemic.” Part of the “Dispatches from SNN” series (Slobovian News Network). The predictive Analytic and Anosognosic Department … Read more

Trump to Open Luxury “Fat-Farm” Resort in North Korea

Trump to Open Luxury “Fat-Farm” Resort in North Korea
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!

“Fat-farm” resort paradise set to open next spring Donald Trump today announced plans for a luxury “fat-farm” vacation property in North Korea to be opened early next year. … Read more

CDC Breakthrough: ‘Butt Bump’ May Prevent Colds and Flu

CDC Breakthrough: ‘Butt Bump’ May Prevent Colds and Flu
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
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The butt bump may just be the safest greeting of all New research findings just released from the CDC show that the “butt bump” may be the safest … Read more

Please Don’t Pass the Salt

Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.

For health reasons, I must drastically reduce my salt intake. My sister laughed out loud when I told her that one of the few things I could do … Read more

McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile

McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.

Regulars complain that they don’t eat at McDonald’s for their health The biggest fast food restaurant in the business announced last month that they were introducing an alternative … Read more

New Federal Dietary Guidelines for Dummies, by Dummies

New Federal Dietary Guidelines for Dummies, by Dummies
Candy Schulman is a nationally recognized writer, professor and college essay coach. She has published hundreds of personal essays, humor pieces, and articles in leading print and online publications.

‘Eggs Are Back’ – headline in TheAtlantic.com regarding new dietary guidelines Previous Warning: Limit cholesterol-laden eggs to one a week. New Recommendation: Substitute that low-sugar-no-pulp-no-flavor OJ with 16 … Read more

Put That Back, It’s Not Healthy Eating: Resolute Efforts

Put That Back, It’s Not Healthy Eating: Resolute Efforts
Michael Larson is newly minted Texan. He is a retired teacher, current university librarian, and a future 'great American' author.
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Thanks to a fellow shopper, we’re both better at healthy eating Not long ago, I was at the grocery store and had artfully maneuvered my full cart of … Read more

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