Crazytowners’ Letter to American Voters

Crazytowners’ Letter to American Voters

September 4, 2018 Dear American Voters, After reading what we said in Bob Woodward’s new book, Fear: Trump’s White House, we Generals, Cabinet, Lawyers, Advisers, Aides, Chef, Calligrapher & Coffee Boy of Crazytown have decided … Read moreCrazytowners’ Letter to American Voters

“Top Intel Topples Trump” meets “The Caine Mutiny”

“Top Intel Topples Trump” meets “The Caine Mutiny”

Top Guns in the White House Briefing Room showed signs of shifted loyalty & dusted off the plank… Genre: Political Madcap Thriller “Whose Logline is it anyway”? In order to relieve the captain of command … Read more“Top Intel Topples Trump” meets “The Caine Mutiny”

Trump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair

Trump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair

New Cybersecurity Task Force will be headed by Vladimir Putin, ‘since he knows all about hacking.’ President Donald Trump held a press conference today to announce that he will be forming a new international cybersecurity … Read moreTrump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair

Giulaini: ‘Nothing to See Here, Just a 2nd Trump Tower Meeting’

Giulaini: ‘Nothing to See Here, Just a 2nd Trump Tower Meeting’

It doesn’t count, says Rudy, because it wasn’t in Trump Tower! Rudy explained, ‘Okay, it wasn’t held in the cushy New York Trump Tower – but in New Jersey’s Howard Johnson Bingo/Bunko/Banquet Room with Eric … Read moreGiulaini: ‘Nothing to See Here, Just a 2nd Trump Tower Meeting’

‘I Wish I Could Quit You’ – Trump to Vlad… Minus the Cojones

‘I Wish I Could Quit You’ – Trump to Vlad… Minus the Cojones

And, 9 other Goodbyes Trump wishes he could say to Putin: 9. “IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU!” 8. “TRUST ME, I WOULDN’T FIT WELL IN A GULAG!” 7. “I WANT YOU TO SEE OTHER PUPPETS!” … Read more‘I Wish I Could Quit You’ – Trump to Vlad… Minus the Cojones

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