Calming Psoriasis in an Election Year: Top 10 Remedies for The 4 Year Itch!
Getting past imperfect election year Presidential & VP nominees & The 4 Year Itch! Top 10 Remedies to Calm Psoriasis in an Election Year! 10. Move to Canada! … Read more
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Who Else Historically Could Dodge a Bullet & Live to Brag About It?
Who else can dodge a bullet, leap tall buildings & give an hour & a half speech while kissing a Fireman’s helmet? Who else could dodge a bullet? … Read more
‘Project 2025’ & 10 Other Things Trump Says He Knows Nothing About!
Donald Trump says he “knows nothing about” Project 2025, as he tries to pull the wool over the eyes of his flock of sheep, using photo proof of … Read more
Trump: Abe Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Moses All Doing a Great Job
Trump points out more fine historical figures presently doing a great job, but not as great as him, of course. Among Donald Trump’s most brilliant comments was when … Read more
Rulings of the Supreme Cult
Top 10 Supreme Cult (er… Court) Satirical Rulings (and Announcements) since… well, since they granted Trump immunity for official acts! 10. Whoever drove in today in an electric … Read more
Trump Offers ‘Proof’ Migrants Getting all the ‘Black Jobs’
Migrants are swimming the Rio Grande, getting bused to the northeast, and taking all the “Black jobs,” including professorships. After Donald Trump proclaimed during his Presidential debate with … Read more
Exclusive: Little Donny Debates His Weary Mother Before He Mutes Her!
Donald Trump loves a good debate & he started early: Notes from Mrs. Trump’s Diary on Little Donny! Part 2 – Excerpts from Mrs. Trump‘s Diary on Little … Read more
Trump to Fake His Own Death to Raise Cash, Sources Say
Another ploy to raise campaign cash? Sources say Trump plans to fake his own death after accusing opponents of assassination plot. As part of his campaign strategy to … Read more
Project 2025 Under Renewed Scrutiny
Released last year, Project 2025 is a step-by-step manifesto for a Donald Trump second term. Released just last year, Project 2025 is a step-by-step manifesto for a second … Read more
Donald Trump Transformed: ‘I’m Another Mother Teresa’
As transcribed directly from the mouth of Donald J. Trump Wherein Donald Trump claims to have become a great humanitarian (“the greatest!”) like Mother Teresa. It might sound … Read more
