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Trump bristles at signing a Resignation Letter like Nixon, considers a Buy-Out! March 2025, Subject: Resignation Letter idea Dear Mr. President, Just so you know — this was … Read more
President says that Mexico as the 51st state is a ‘huge deal – best ever.’ Since Greenland wasn’t biting and Canada was dragging its feet, Donald J. Trump, … Read more
Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more
A ‘Napoleon Complex’ and ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Confidential Tell-All find: ‘Why I, Napoleon Bonaparte had my hand in my Jacket’ – Top 10 In 1804, Napoleon Bonaparte created the … Read more
Splat goes the Spaghetti – Past U.S. Presidents have also made off-the-wall erratic statements to see what sticks! Yes, many U.S. Presidents besides Donald Trump have thrown out … Read more
Little Donnie #5: Feeling omnipotent after a big landslide win as Milk Monitor a 2nd time, Little Donnie Trump struts his stuff in the classroom. MILK MONITOR: Back in … Read more
A ‘Walking Wounded’ follow-up Therapy Session for ‘Inauguration Anxiety’: bed buddy needed! Therapy Session #1 is under Doctor/Patient Confidentiality – but you can peek-in right here! Therapy Session #2 ME … Read more
Due to an inter-celestial news glitch, God finds himself out of the loop on Election Day! A conversation with the Man Upstairs. Caught in mid-prayer in my holey … Read more
“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more
Get your election day bets in! Wagering will take the sting out the 2024 Election… We’re ALL IN anyway! To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten … Read more
