February 2020 Cartoon Caption Contest Winners
Contest Winners Here are the Humor Times February 2020 Cartoon Caption Contest Winners. To enter the current contest, go to our Cartoon Caption Contest. Please share the contest … Read more
State of the Union
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Aquitters Never Win
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Latest posts by Ralph Lombard (see all)
- This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defund a Mental Racist - November 7, 2022
- Shocking! Revelations on Why Trump Stole Top Secret Documents - October 14, 2022
- This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Nut Kraken Time! - October 6, 2022
Aquitters who refuse to do their job should be fired! As the entire country watches, Republicans allow no witnesses. Am I nuts, or have we become a democrazy? … Read more
Toddler Trump
Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.
Latest posts by David Martin (see all)
- The Proud Boys’ Letter to President Trump - January 8, 2021
- Betting on Trump - January 6, 2021
- Melania Trump’s Christmas Letter - December 23, 2020
Commentators often miss the point with this president, treating him as an adult, when he is really just toddler Trump. Commentators and politicians alike have spent the last … Read more
The State of the Union 2019
The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
Latest posts by Will Durst (see all)
- You Can’t Do That - October 13, 2019
- Blow That Whistle Like a Spy - October 4, 2019
- Football Debate - September 24, 2019
Trump got stared down by Nancy Pelosi on the the State of the Union 2019 address, who didn’t even have the decency to gloat. The State of the … Read more
The Cherry Pickers
The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
Latest posts by Will Durst (see all)
- You Can’t Do That - October 13, 2019
- Blow That Whistle Like a Spy - October 4, 2019
- Football Debate - September 24, 2019
The Republicans are not the only cherry pickers that can re-arrange a narrative! We all know what “cherry pickers” do. They sift through available evidence to pluck out … Read more
The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!
Latest posts by Marilyn Sands (see all)
- Eggs or Gas? Who Do I Have to Cluck to Get Some? - January 26, 2023
- Not Every Stand-Up Comic is a ‘Dick’! - January 19, 2023
- Donald O’Trump: Just a Lucky Guy! - January 13, 2023
I first noticed Trump applauding himself at his campaign rallies, where he was his own cheerleader. Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself ? Isn’t that like mastur… … Read more
The 2018 Donald J. Trump State of the Union Address Drinking Game
The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
Latest posts by Will Durst (see all)
- You Can’t Do That - October 13, 2019
- Blow That Whistle Like a Spy - October 4, 2019
- Football Debate - September 24, 2019
The State of the Union address requires a proper drinking game for sanity. Here you are. How to Play: Any grouping of American taxpayers: including at least one … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show: State of the Union Debate
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Latest posts by Dean Kaner (see all)
- The Jerry Duncan Show Has Questions About The Secret Classified Documents - January 22, 2023
- The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews NY Congressman George Santos - January 16, 2023
- The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews AZ Loser Kari Lake - January 9, 2023
Our favorite talk radio show hosts a debate on the state of the nation. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. … Read more
Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’
Ron Keith lives in Washington, DC. He freelances, mostly writing on renewable energy, technology, gaming, and anything else he feels a passion for. He plans to spend the Trump years in a fetal position and learning what an emolument is.
Latest posts by Ron Keith (see all)
- The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care - March 15, 2017
- Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’ - February 28, 2017
- Perdue Chicken Tapped to Head USDA - February 7, 2017
Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in … Read more
GOP: Rise in Lesbians’ Numbers is Obama’s Fault
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
Latest posts by P. Beckert (see all)
- Donald Trump Found Playing with Toy Soldiers in the Situation Room - October 30, 2019
- Childhood Friend Pens Biography on Trump’s Early Years - June 4, 2019
- Scientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust - May 31, 2019
Republicans point to more lesbians as a sure sign of Obama-led moral decay On Tuesday night, President Barack Obama gave his 5th State of the Union address. It … Read more
