The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

The Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

I first noticed Trump applauding himself at his campaign rallies, where he was his own cheerleader. Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself ?  Isn’t that like mastur… I don’t know — that’s why I’m … Read moreThe Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?

The 2018 Donald J. Trump State of the Union Address Drinking Game

Will Durst

The State of the Union address requires a proper drinking game for sanity. Here you are. How to Play: Any grouping of American taxpayers: including at least one white guy wearing a suit, somebody in … Read moreThe 2018 Donald J. Trump State of the Union Address Drinking Game

The Jerry Duncan Show: State of the Union Debate

The Jerry Duncan Show: State of the Union Debate

Our favorite talk radio show hosts a debate on the state of the nation. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show: State of the Union Debate

Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, Trump decided to tweet his State … Read moreTrump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’

The State of the ‘Wish List’ Address

The State of the ‘Wish List’ Address

A re-imagined State of the Union address… “Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States!” [Applause, some eye-rolling, a few palpitating hearts] “Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, members of Congress, fellow citizens: Over five years … Read moreThe State of the ‘Wish List’ Address

Republican Reboot: The Red Rebs

Will Durst

Rovian Republicans form new “Super Duper PAC” Relax. It’s not necessarily the flu making you confused and feverish. Could be spatter from that big, thick, juicy, new, improved Civil War infecting the Republican Party. Yes, … Read moreRepublican Reboot: The Red Rebs

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