Secret Memo Unearthed to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex!

Secret Memo Unearthed to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex!

Humor Times exclusive! PR firm to Duke and Duchess of Sussex Harry & Meghan on their recent separation from the Royal Family. MEMO TO:         The Duke and Duchess of Sussex FROM:   William “Bill” Ofgoods Smoke … Read more Secret Memo Unearthed to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex!

Smoking Gun Submits Letter of Resignation

Smoking Gun Submits Letter of Resignation

Hi, I’m Smoking Gun. You may know me from any number of murder mysteries and old films. In fact I, Smoking Gun, have played a central role many times including as a Maltese falcon, a … Read more Smoking Gun Submits Letter of Resignation

The Night Before Trump’s Christmas

The Night Before Trump’s Christmas

“The Night Before Christmas,” updated. “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” more commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas” and “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” from its first line, is a poem first published anonymously in … Read more The Night Before Trump’s Christmas

Lesser Known Presidential Farewell Addresses

Lesser Known Presidential Farewell Addresses

Lesser known farewell addresses have imparted advice which only recently have revealed their worth. It has been an American tradition for departing presidents to give farewell addresses to the nation and offer guidance for the … Read more Lesser Known Presidential Farewell Addresses

‘Quid Pro Quo System’ Exposed in New Leaked Transcript

‘Quid Pro Quo System’ Exposed in New Leaked Transcript

Presenting an exclusive look at a recently leaked transcript from an upcoming infomercial on the “Quid Pro Quo System”: Tired of all those get-rich-quick schemes that just leave you broke? Well, now there’s a brand … Read more ‘Quid Pro Quo System’ Exposed in New Leaked Transcript

Democratic SmackDown

Democratic SmackDown

Dems would be wise to adopt a new format, one that will inject some excitement into the race. Presenting the Democratic SmackDown! The ongoing campaign to choose the Democratic Party’s nominee for President is as … Read more Democratic SmackDown

Halloween in Des Moines

Halloween in Des Moines

Iowans should be wary of running into one these scary creatures in Des Moines on Halloween night. The Iowa caucuses are months away but already Democratic presidential candidates have been crisscrossing the state looking for … Read more Halloween in Des Moines

Seldom Reliable Sources Reveal Yet More of Trump’s Telephone Tag Game

Seldom Reliable Sources Reveal Yet More of Trump’s Telephone Tag Game

More phone calls by Trump you haven’t yet heard about reveal a Pandora’s Box of telephone tag conversations with foreign leaders. With the latest revelation of an inappropriate request by President Trump during a recent … Read more Seldom Reliable Sources Reveal Yet More of Trump’s Telephone Tag Game

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