If a man is known by the company he keeps, then Donald Trump is a conscience-free pivoting prevaricator. If a man is known by the company he keeps, then Donald Trump is a conscience-free pivoting … Read moreBy the Company He Keeps
We’re Mar-a-Lago Tax Prep Inc., and we’ve got the answers to your tax filing questions. Have you filed your taxes yet? With the April 15th deadline having just passed, you’re probably starting to panic but … Read moreMar-a-Lago Tax Prep Inc.
“The Republicans… are developing a really great HealthCare Plan with far lower premiums (cost) & deductibles than ObamaCare.” – @realDonald Trump, April 1, 2019, just before revealing “TrumpCare.” President Trump has repeatedly promised that he … Read moreTrumpCare
Michael Cohen may have threatened Trump’s colleges for him, but not his grade school. And we have his report card. “[Trump] directed me to threaten his high school, his colleges and the College Board to … Read moreDonnie’s Grade Three Report Card
For those mystified by the Mueller Report, the grading by his middle school English teacher of his book report for “War and Peace” might be helpful: C+. Bobby, You certainly were thorough in your book … Read moreBobby Mueller’s Book Report
Everyone’s waiting for the Attorney General to release the full Mueller Report, but that may not happen for months, if ever. Luckily for us, in this Humor Times exclusive, a Washington insider recently leaked the … Read moreExclusive! The Mueller Report: An Executive Summary
Our definitions of “open carry” are not the only subtle linguistic differences between Canadians and Americans. Take the following examples. When it comes to Canada, most Americans assume that there aren’t that many differences between … Read moreOpen Carry: Canada vs U.S.
Look for these soon-to-be-released tell-all books. If nothing else, Donald Trump’s presidency will be remembered for its record number of tell-all books from administration insiders. The recent offering from former Deputy Director Andrew McCabe is … Read moreMore Trump Tell-All Books to Hit the Shelves Soon!
For those unsure of their ideological leaning, here’s an easy way to determine whether or not you’re a Republican. Fifty years ago, it was fairly easy to tell if you were a Republican or not. … Read moreHow to Be a Republican
WALTER REED NATIONAL MILITARY MEDICAL CENTER Patient Medical Record Patient name: Constitution, U. S. DOB: September 17, 1787 Place of birth: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Location: Intensive care unit The patient is old and frail and presented … Read moreU. S. Constitution’s Medical Record