A Survivor’s Guide to the Democratic Debates After two-and-a-half years of a disastrous and embarrassing Trump presidency, you want to do whatever you can to bring an end to this ridiculous reign of ruin. That … Read moreAnd Then There Were Twenty
“It’s not a question of whether people should have religion; it’s a question of what kinds of religion they’re going to end up having… If you spend all your time watching the stock market, your … Read moreFirst Church of the Stock Market Convenes with the Ringing of The Bell
It will come as no surprise to anyone, but Trump highly recommends all of his golf courses, even those that don’t yet exist. If it’s the weekend, Donald Trump is probably out counting mulligans. It’s … Read moreGolfing with The Donald: Trump Reviews His Golf Courses
Never one to miss a brand name marketing opportunity, the president has opened his new Trump Shopping Plaza in Washington DC. Welcome to the grand opening of the fantastic new Trump Shopping Plaza. Located next … Read moreThe New Trump Shopping Plaza
Fib-bit and other fitness tools offered for the current administration We’re The White House Exercise Equipment Company and we’re here to meet all the fitness needs of the current administration. Check out our lineup of … Read moreFib-bit
Presidential investigator Jack Diamond gets a call from the Oval Office. If thirty years of being a presidential investigator has taught me anything it’s to never trust your client completely. So when I got the … Read moreJack Diamond, P.I.
If a man is known by the company he keeps, then Donald Trump is a conscience-free pivoting prevaricator. If a man is known by the company he keeps, then Donald Trump is a conscience-free pivoting … Read moreBy the Company He Keeps
We’re Mar-a-Lago Tax Prep Inc., and we’ve got the answers to your tax filing questions. Have you filed your taxes yet? With the April 15th deadline having just passed, you’re probably starting to panic but … Read moreMar-a-Lago Tax Prep Inc.
“The Republicans… are developing a really great HealthCare Plan with far lower premiums (cost) & deductibles than ObamaCare.” – @realDonald Trump, April 1, 2019, just before revealing “TrumpCare.” President Trump has repeatedly promised that he … Read moreTrumpCare
Michael Cohen may have threatened Trump’s colleges for him, but not his grade school. And we have his report card. “[Trump] directed me to threaten his high school, his colleges and the College Board to … Read moreDonnie’s Grade Three Report Card