Better Late Than Never: Will Dur$t’$ Xmas Gift Wi$h Li$t

Will Durst

During this post-sacred season of super sell-a-thons, many remember sharing our blessings with the less fortunate. But what about the more fortunate? Here’s Durst’s Xmas Gift Wish List for them. Hey!!! Sorry. Just trying to … Read moreBetter Late Than Never: Will Dur$t’$ Xmas Gift Wi$h Li$t

Donald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase

Donald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase

Called reports of previous widespread use of “Merry Christmas” just “fake news.” President Donald Trump issued a statement today wishing the nation a “Merry Christmas,” while claiming credit for inventing the phrase. “Melania and I … Read moreDonald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase

GOP Celebrates Being Able to Say ‘Merry Christmas’ to Kids They Are Uninsuring

GOP Celebrates Being Able to Say ‘Merry Christmas’ to Kids They Are Uninsuring

“It makes me feel so Christian,” says lawmaker whose family still gets the best health insurance. “Donald Trump is like a merciful King, allowing us to say ‘Merry Christmas’ again,” said Paul Ryan, Republican Speaker … Read moreGOP Celebrates Being Able to Say ‘Merry Christmas’ to Kids They Are Uninsuring

Holiday Shopping: Great Scamazon

Jim Hightower

As you’re doing your holiday shopping this season, think about this. As you’re doing your holiday shopping this season, think about this: While big brand names travel hither, thither and yon to play Milk the … Read moreHoliday Shopping: Great Scamazon

The Christmas Gifts You Didn’t Get But Totally Deserved

Will Durst

Will Durst’s Christmas Gifts Wish List Relax. Now breathe. And repeat. The nonstop madcap insanity has finally reached its red and green holiday crescendo and its all downhill from here. Don’t know if it had … Read moreThe Christmas Gifts You Didn’t Get But Totally Deserved

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