An April Fools Easter WARNING: Not for the religiously sensitive!!! God to the world: “He wasn’t really my son! He was adopted!… April Fool!” Jesus as he comes out of his tomb three days later: … Read moreEaster Fell On April Fools Day This Year!
Liven up your Passover Seder with these new Passover parody tunes! For any of you looking to liven up a Passover Seder with some new Passover parody songs, here is my contribution to that genre … Read moreNew Passover Parody Songs
During this post-sacred season of super sell-a-thons, many remember sharing our blessings with the less fortunate. But what about the more fortunate? Here’s Durst’s Xmas Gift Wish List for them. Hey!!! Sorry. Just trying to … Read moreBetter Late Than Never: Will Dur$t’$ Xmas Gift Wi$h Li$t
Called reports of previous widespread use of “Merry Christmas” just “fake news.” President Donald Trump issued a statement today wishing the nation a “Merry Christmas,” while claiming credit for inventing the phrase. “Melania and I … Read moreDonald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase
“It makes me feel so Christian,” says lawmaker whose family still gets the best health insurance. “Donald Trump is like a merciful King, allowing us to say ‘Merry Christmas’ again,” said Paul Ryan, Republican Speaker … Read moreGOP Celebrates Being Able to Say ‘Merry Christmas’ to Kids They Are Uninsuring
As you’re doing your holiday shopping this season, think about this. As you’re doing your holiday shopping this season, think about this: While big brand names travel hither, thither and yon to play Milk the … Read moreHoliday Shopping: Great Scamazon
Thanksgiving could not conceivably have come at a better time! And now its time to give thanks for the best American holiday of them all: Thanksgiving. Which could not conceivably come at a better time. … Read moreThanksgiving 17
Let’s talk Turkey – the real thing, the big bird, 46 million of which we Americans will devour on this Thanksgiving Day. Let’s talk Turkey! No, not the orange butterball sitting in the Oval Office. … Read moreLet’s Talk Turkey: Have an Earth Dinner!
As holidays go, Labor Day gets no respect Labor Day? Already? You got to be kidding. How the hell did that happen? Eight months of the year have expired? 2017 is two-thirds over? That is … Read moreLabor Day 17
Will Durst’s Christmas Gifts Wish List Relax. Now breathe. And repeat. The nonstop madcap insanity has finally reached its red and green holiday crescendo and its all downhill from here. Don’t know if it had … Read moreThe Christmas Gifts You Didn’t Get But Totally Deserved