Thanksgiving could not conceivably have come at a better time! And now its time to give thanks for the best American holiday of them all: Thanksgiving. Which could not conceivably come at a better time. … Read moreThanksgiving 17
Let’s talk Turkey – the real thing, the big bird, 46 million of which we Americans will devour on this Thanksgiving Day. Let’s talk Turkey! No, not the orange butterball sitting in the Oval Office. … Read moreLet’s Talk Turkey: Have an Earth Dinner!
As holidays go, Labor Day gets no respect Labor Day? Already? You got to be kidding. How the hell did that happen? Eight months of the year have expired? 2017 is two-thirds over? That is … Read moreLabor Day 17
Will Durst’s Christmas Gifts Wish List Relax. Now breathe. And repeat. The nonstop madcap insanity has finally reached its red and green holiday crescendo and its all downhill from here. Don’t know if it had … Read moreThe Christmas Gifts You Didn’t Get But Totally Deserved
The far right’s God-awful “War on Christmas” Aah, ’tis the season for family, friends, eggnog, chipmunks singing Christmas carols — and all-out, no-mercy, blow-’em-all-to-hell war. Not war like in Afghanistan. No, no — this is … Read moreMerry Christmas: Right-Wingers, the Red Pope and Jesus
Last minute shopper? There’s still time to buy your loved ones a new Trump-era technogadget for the holiday season. Here are our top-rated holiday season gift ideas: FITBIT CHARGE DT. Easily check your vital signs … Read moreHave Yourself a Very Donald Holiday Season
Just how long should neighbors leave their Christmas lights up? One of my favorite Holiday Season pastimes is driving around admiring Christmas lights. In other words, wasting lots of fuel in order to enjoy the … Read moreWhen Should the Christmas Lights Come Down?
’Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2016 ’Twas the night before Christmas in twenty-sixteen, The election was done and we’d seen what we’d seen. Steve Bannon and Co. were all snug in their beds, While visions … Read more’Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2016: A Revised Poem
‘Humor Times is the only poop-free news outlet in North America,’ the Pontiff said, making the sign of the cross. ‘And its readers don’t eat up no horse hockey, neither.’ ROME – At a Vatican … Read morePope Francis Absolves ‘Humor Times’ and its Readers from Sin of ‘Coprophilia’
How to skirt messy election questions at holiday dinners and preserve your sanity. And now a public service announcement for all you prodigal sons and daughters making the pilgrimage back home for the annual Turkey … Read moreTips on Avoiding Holiday Heartburn