The Christmas Gifts You Didn’t Get But Totally Deserved

Will Durst

Will Durst’s Christmas Gifts Wish List Relax. Now breathe. And repeat. The nonstop madcap insanity has finally reached its red and green holiday crescendo and its all downhill from here. Don’t know if it had … Read moreThe Christmas Gifts You Didn’t Get But Totally Deserved

Merry Christmas: Right-Wingers, the Red Pope and Jesus

Jim Hightower

The far right’s God-awful “War on Christmas” Aah, ’tis the season for family, friends, eggnog, chipmunks singing Christmas carols — and all-out, no-mercy, blow-’em-all-to-hell war. Not war like in Afghanistan. No, no — this is … Read moreMerry Christmas: Right-Wingers, the Red Pope and Jesus

’Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2016: A Revised Poem

’Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2016: A Revised Poem

’Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2016 ’Twas the night before Christmas in twenty-sixteen, The election was done and we’d seen what we’d seen. Steve Bannon and Co. were all snug in their beds, While visions … Read more’Twas the Night Before Christmas, 2016: A Revised Poem

Pope Francis Absolves ‘Humor Times’ and its Readers from Sin of ‘Coprophilia’

Pope Francis Absolves ‘Humor Times’ and its Readers from Sin of ‘Coprophilia’

‘Humor Times is the only poop-free news outlet in North America,’ the Pontiff said, making the sign of the cross. ‘And its readers don’t eat up no horse hockey, neither.’ ROME – At a Vatican … Read morePope Francis Absolves ‘Humor Times’ and its Readers from Sin of ‘Coprophilia’

Tips on Avoiding Holiday Heartburn

Will Durst

How to skirt messy election questions at holiday dinners and preserve your sanity. And now a public service announcement for all you prodigal sons and daughters making the pilgrimage back home for the annual Turkey … Read moreTips on Avoiding Holiday Heartburn

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