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Young detainees at Mexican border denied entry until saved from sex trafficking. And in ongoing events: Three young detainees, Mexican children, were detained at the Mexican-American border, and … Read more
Trump, starved for attention, goes mad. Sad! Donald Trump went stark-raving mad recently, when he was locked in a room with no windows and no attention for approximately … Read more
I’m not much for learnin. Mrs. Pickle Wickle says I have what’s called the wanderin eye, on account of the fact I get to dreamin and lookin out … Read more
Experts have been perplexed by a strange phenomenon occurring worldwide involving political, religious and racial differences. A strange phenomenon seems to be occurring throughout the world. It appears … Read more
After nearly 100 years of climbing up the waterspout, the Itsy-Bitsy Spider has finally drowned. The day we all dreaded has finally arrived. After nearly 100 years of … Read more
A simple teenage alien joyride begins a new life for the strangers from outer space. Three teenage aliens who took their father’s UFO for a joyride crashed in … Read more
A modern Huckleberry Finn on experts and the corona virus. My name’s Johnny Jasper Wilkins Smith. Most people stop at Johnny, which is fine by me, cause it … Read more
Former prez kills McDonald’s employee at 5th Avenue restaurant over Big Mac, boasting he won’t lose voters among his base. Donald Trump strangled a McDonald’s employee to death … Read more
In an apparent botched suicide attempt, the Statue of Liberty tried to drown herself, mourning the “end of all I stood for.” In a most disturbing international development, … Read more
They say that comedy is tragedy plus time. But how do we keep a sense of humor in an era of tragedy plus tragedy plus tragedy? I have … Read more
