Today’s Huckleberry II
I’m not much for learnin. Mrs. Pickle Wickle says I have what’s called the wanderin eye, on account of the fact I get to dreamin and lookin out … Read more
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Strange Phenomenon Baffles Experts
Experts have been perplexed by a strange phenomenon occurring worldwide involving political, religious and racial differences. A strange phenomenon seems to be occurring throughout the world. It appears … Read more
Itsy-Bitsy Spider Finally Drowns
After nearly 100 years of climbing up the waterspout, the Itsy-Bitsy Spider has finally drowned. The day we all dreaded has finally arrived. After nearly 100 years of … Read more
Teenage Aliens Take UFO for Joyride, Crash in Amish Country
A simple teenage alien joyride begins a new life for the strangers from outer space. Three teenage aliens who took their father’s UFO for a joyride crashed in … Read more
Today’s Huckleberry
A modern Huckleberry Finn on experts and the corona virus. My name’s Johnny Jasper Wilkins Smith. Most people stop at Johnny, which is fine by me, cause it … Read more
Trump Murders Server Over Extra Pickle in Big Mac
Former prez kills McDonald’s employee at 5th Avenue restaurant over Big Mac, boasting he won’t lose voters among his base. Donald Trump strangled a McDonald’s employee to death … Read more
Statue of Liberty Heartbroken: ‘Goodbye, Cruel World!’
In an apparent botched suicide attempt, the Statue of Liberty tried to drown herself, mourning the “end of all I stood for.” In a most disturbing international development, … Read more
An Era to Threaten Our Sense of Humor
They say that comedy is tragedy plus time. But how do we keep a sense of humor in an era of tragedy plus tragedy plus tragedy? I have … Read more
Statewide Manhunt for Missing Parakeet Continues in Michigan
A manhunt, or more accurately, birdhunt, has been launched in Michigan this week for a missing parakeet. A statewide manhunt for a missing parakeet continues in Michigan this … Read more
Biden’s ‘War on COVID’ Could Involve Tiny Soldiers
The “War on COVID,” as opposed to simply resisting it, has been officially launched, and could involve tiny soldiers. President Joe Biden declared a “War on COVID” earlier … Read more
