Exclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit

Exclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit

Trump demanded unusual security while at the Vatican to avoid contact with holy water and crucifixes. In an ironic twist, it appears Donald Trump, the champion of the Christian Right, was visibly more uncomfortable during … Read moreExclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit

Pope Francis Absolves ‘Humor Times’ and its Readers from Sin of ‘Coprophilia’

Pope Francis Absolves ‘Humor Times’ and its Readers from Sin of ‘Coprophilia’

‘Humor Times is the only poop-free news outlet in North America,’ the Pontiff said, making the sign of the cross. ‘And its readers don’t eat up no horse hockey, neither.’ ROME – At a Vatican … Read morePope Francis Absolves ‘Humor Times’ and its Readers from Sin of ‘Coprophilia’

How to Avoid the Madding Crowds During the Pope’s Trip to the U.S.

How to Avoid the Madding Crowds During the Pope’s Trip to the U.S.

The Pope is coming: How to be prepared Pay a visit to your local Planned Parenthood for a new prescription for birth control pills. While you’re there, have the abortion you’ve been putting off. Have … Read moreHow to Avoid the Madding Crowds During the Pope’s Trip to the U.S.

Tony Blair Calls for the Restoration of Pope Benedict XVI

Tony Blair Calls for the Restoration of Pope Benedict XVI

Announces international “Bring Back Pope Benny” campaign, backed by the Kochs LONDON — Former British Prime Minister and converted Catholic Tony Blair called upon the Vatican today to immediately remove “dangerously subversive” Pope Francis I, … Read moreTony Blair Calls for the Restoration of Pope Benedict XVI

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