Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/4/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more
Pope Francis
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/23/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more
GOP: Pope a Secret Muslim?
Republican leaders have many concerns about the Pope’s place of origin, such as: Do Argentinean bears really do it in the woods? WASHINGTON, DC – Like the composition of Howdy Doody’s olfactory organ and the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/28/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more
Here Comes the Pope!
The Pope is coming, and Philadelphia is getting ready. Pope Francis will be in town from September 26-27, which the locals have begun referring to as “Pope Weekend.” Large sections of the city will be … Read more
Red Pope/Green Pope
The itch they can’t scratch: Pope Francis He gets under their skin like termites in a boathouse. Drives them crazier than Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono dancing on a gay pride parade float. He’s the … Read more
Pope “Let’s Be” Frank: A Religious Renegade
A huge Rambo fan, Pope Francis is a religious renegade of sorts In the words of Father Thomas Rosica, the press secretary for the Vatican, “This is the going to be the defining moment of … Read more
Pope’s Speech to Congress Cancelled After GOP Adds Him to No-Fly List
Republicans realize the Roman Pope can no longer be relied upon as a GOP spokesman. Pope Francis will not be addressing Congress in late September as originally scheduled. The recent statements that have been attributed … Read more
Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again
Pope Francis posts messages for Jesus on Facebook and Twitter VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis I today appealed to Jesus Christ to expedite His second coming “before there is no world for You to come … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/13/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read more