Kickin’ It: The Bucket List LIST

Kickin’ It: The Bucket List LIST

Trump hangers-on & barely hangers-on’s bucket list MIKE PENCE “Ladies Who Lunch Bunch” Gift Card! REINCE PRIEBUS Scrabble Bag of Consonants! SEAN SPICER An Emmy for being on The Emmy’s! KELLYANNE CONWAY A Job that … Read moreKickin’ It: The Bucket List LIST

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/4/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/4/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 9/4/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/17

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 6/25/17

White House Adds ‘Dignity and Morality Waivers’ to Ethics Waivers

White House Adds ‘Dignity and Morality Waivers’ to Ethics Waivers

Move will ‘supplement recent ethics waivers,’ providing relief for an ‘administration beleaguered by fake moral concerns,’ said Spicer. In a move George Orwell called “Me-ian” from the grave today via GoogleSeanceTM technology, the White House … Read moreWhite House Adds ‘Dignity and Morality Waivers’ to Ethics Waivers

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Scared Sh*tless After Playing ‘Bloody Mary’ Game

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Scared Sh*tless After Playing ‘Bloody Mary’ Game

After repeating ‘Bloody Mary’ three times in front of mirror, Sarah Huckabee Sanders swears she saw something. Curled up in comfy jammies with a flashlight under her chin silhouetting her face, White House Spokeswoman Sarah … Read moreSarah Huckabee Sanders Scared Sh*tless After Playing ‘Bloody Mary’ Game

White House Staff Bunkers Down

White House Staff Bunkers Down

National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in White House bunker. National Security Advisor Gen. H. R. McMaster inspects his troops in secret bunkers, deep inside the White House’ cavernous basement — there’s Steve Bannon, … Read moreWhite House Staff Bunkers Down

Melania Breaks Silence on Easter: Golden Eggs the Reason for Smaller Event

Melania Breaks Silence on Easter: Golden Eggs the Reason for Smaller Event

‘Whoever supposed we Trumps would be mixing with the ordinary rabble on Easter? Silly people!’ – Melania Trump News stories in recent days reported that the White House had dropped the ball on the annual … Read moreMelania Breaks Silence on Easter: Golden Eggs the Reason for Smaller Event

Sean Spicer’s Job Resume Un-Redacted!

Sean Spicer’s Job Resume Un-Redacted!

Sean Spicer 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C. youcan’[email protected] IMMEDIATE OBJECTIVE Denny’s Host, Goat Herder or Monk! LAST EMPLOYER DonaldTrump.con JOB TITLE Excrement Handler! WORK HISTORY U.S. Navy.  Press Secretary.  Hide Nunes in the broom closet! 2 YEAR … Read moreSean Spicer’s Job Resume Un-Redacted!

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