Sean Spicer thinks he uses his poker face well, but here we reveal his ‘tells.’
Sean Spicer — you gotta love him. Defending an acting president takes more than balls, it takes unflappable bowels and liquor — lots of it!
A sense of humor couldn’t hurt, but he just comes back day-after-day to that firing squad, hoping to get a question that doesn’t cause him to itch, twitch, squirm, stutter, sweat, fart or tell the real truth!
But he’s giving me “Dental!”
No, Jared did not tip Uber with a ruble!
Way in the back — Zanzabar Press!
Donald get off the ledge!
Sometimes I just wanna wring his neck!
We have 4 solutions. Period!
You know I’m lying, don’t you?
They’re not buying it, boss!
“America First, Russia Second”!
You mean Russia can hurt us?
Nunes? Never heard of him — must be an intern!
Damn, my lactose just kicked in!
Yes, Father — 2 Hail Marys & see you on the 9th hole at Mar-a-Lago!
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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic who started out in the DC/MD/VA area, moved to the Bay Area in Northern California and now resides in L.A. She has sold jokes to Joan Rivers, lesser lights and gag magazines, and is a screenwriter, playwright and author of non-fiction.