If You Can’t Stand the Heat… Get Out of the White House

If You Can’t Stand the Heat… Get Out of the White House

“We’ll always have Mar-a-Lago”… Heard on Air Force One after the release of the redacted Mueller Report: MELANIA So, how was your day? DONALD Shut up. MELANIA Tonight, promise me you won’t wear your striped … Read moreIf You Can’t Stand the Heat… Get Out of the White House

Top 10 Reasons Why I, Yujing Zhang, Came to Mar-a-Lago Without a Bathing Suit

Top 10 Reasons Why I, Yujing Zhang, Came to Mar-a-Lago Without a Bathing Suit

The further adventures of the Dung Dynasty… A 32-year-old mysterious Chinese woman was able to gain access to Mar-a-Lago with a bagful of Malware technology & insisted she was a Luddite! What’s even worse; she … Read moreTop 10 Reasons Why I, Yujing Zhang, Came to Mar-a-Lago Without a Bathing Suit

Top 10 Excuses George Washington’s AG Gave the Town Crier

Top 10 Excuses George Washington’s AG Gave the Town Crier

Mueller III has his Barr – Mueller the 1st had a Town Crier… aka ‘The Fixer’ Not too many people know that President George Washington was brought up on charges retroactively for chopping down the Cherry … Read moreTop 10 Excuses George Washington’s AG Gave the Town Crier

Devin Nunes Sues Twitter & Marilyn Sands for Big ‘Moo-la’

Devin Nunes Sues Twitter & Marilyn Sands for Big ‘Moo-la’

Rep. Devin Nunes also sues Marilyn Sands, retroactively, for her 2017 Humor Times article, ‘No Nunes is Good Nunes’! “Something needs to be done & this Administration needs to ‘look at the Networks’ & Humor … Read moreDevin Nunes Sues Twitter & Marilyn Sands for Big ‘Moo-la’

I Know Frick & Frack and You, Donald Trump, Are No Frickin’ Frack!

I Know Frick & Frack and You, Donald Trump, Are No Frickin’ Frack!

Comedy is hard, Lying is easy! Frick & Frack could tell you that! As a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & Comedy Writer starting out in Washington DC, I bristled when I heard Donald Trump tell … Read moreI Know Frick & Frack and You, Donald Trump, Are No Frickin’ Frack!

Could Donald Trump Be a Flight Risk?

Could Donald Trump Be a Flight Risk?

If Trump runs away for a little thing like Congressional hearings, is he a flight risk when Mueller submits his report? Am I the only one who thinks it’s a coincidence that Trump left for … Read moreCould Donald Trump Be a Flight Risk?

Gobbledygook: Trump Talks Turkey in the Rose Garden

Gobbledygook: Trump Talks Turkey in the Rose Garden

His Rose Garden “Emergency” speech was all over the place, as Trump talks turkey — again. Geez, November has come & gone & we’re still hearing Jive Turkey! That’s right – our president took the podium in … Read moreGobbledygook: Trump Talks Turkey in the Rose Garden

Whitaker’s Witticisms

Whitaker’s Witticisms

Whitaker takes the podium, and a star is born. A Star is Born… Who knew when Donald Trump chose Matthew Whitaker as the Acting Attorney General that he would have such a way with words? … Read moreWhitaker’s Witticisms

The Trump Family Intervention

The Trump Family Intervention

With heavy hearts, the Trump kids gathered this week in a secret location for an emergency Trump family intervention — and I just happened to get my hands on the Transcript… DONALD TRUMP I love … Read moreThe Trump Family Intervention