My Letter to Alexander Graham Bell

My Letter to Alexander Graham Bell

2 Cans & a String Recycled… Dear Mr. Alexander Graham Bell, Cell Phones on the Toilet? You don’t just invent things without thinking it through – John Graham Viagra found that out!   Not even you could spend 4 hours on the … Read moreMy Letter to Alexander Graham Bell

The Six Degrees of Separation of Donald Trump

The Six Degrees of Separation of Donald Trump

With his connections & street cred, Donald Trump has to know a guy who knows a guy! “We’ve got a lot of killers.  What – do you think our country’s so innocent?” — Donald Trump … Read moreThe Six Degrees of Separation of Donald Trump

Mutiny at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Mutiny at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Finding no Comic Relief in reality – we can always dream a little dream (of mutiny)…    Frustrated & angry like the rest of us – I had a dream last night that Acting Chief … Read moreMutiny at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Marianne Williamson’s Mood Ring Ruse

Marianne Williamson’s Mood Ring Ruse

‘I could still be a Contenda Marianne Williamson’ has a Presidential Race ace up her tie-dyed sleeves! Mood Rings rock! For those who weren’t born back in the day or ever heard of the phrase … Read moreMarianne Williamson’s Mood Ring Ruse

Name Your Poison – A Non-Partisan Designer Drink List

Name Your Poison – A Non-Partisan Designer Drink List

After Mueller’s testimony, we all need a drink. We’re here to help, with the Designer Drink List! But, I’m warning you – it’s $1 Pur view… You don’t have to be a political hound to … Read moreName Your Poison – A Non-Partisan Designer Drink List

The Mueller Testimony Cheat Sheet

The Mueller Testimony Cheat Sheet

Word for word – the most guarded answers from the much-ballyhooed Robert Mueller testimony, revealed… For months Talking Heads warned us that Special Counsel Robert Mueller could go mute or cryptic while under oath & … Read moreThe Mueller Testimony Cheat Sheet

Germaphobe: Trump is No King Midas

Germaphobe: Trump is No King Midas

As the germaphobe Trump always says about the Mueller Report: ‘My hands are clean!’ No, you never see Donald Trump the germaphobe touching his money! That’s right – first he has it laundered! Nor does … Read moreGermaphobe: Trump is No King Midas

Deconstructing Presidential Campaigns… One Corn Dog at a time!

Deconstructing Presidential Campaigns… One Corn Dog at a time!

Q: How do you eat a corn dog in Iowa without it being on the cover of ‘Whips & Chains’? Starting with George Washington – yes, you can go get a sandwich. But, it’s not … Read moreDeconstructing Presidential Campaigns… One Corn Dog at a time!

Mrs. Mueller’s Wonkish Bedroom Tapes – Unredacted!

Mrs. Mueller’s Wonkish Bedroom Tapes – Unredacted!

Special Counsel Mueller proves he has a way with words in the bedroom: We have an exclusive on the Unredacted Bedroom Tapes!… Even in the heat of passion — Ann Mueller did her civic duty … Read moreMrs. Mueller’s Wonkish Bedroom Tapes – Unredacted!