Trump’s lawyers have a long list of excuses why he can’t make an interview with Robert Mueller — amazingly, none have to do with bone spurs! Since Donald Trump’s legal team said that ‘an in-person … Read moreTop Ten Excuses Why Trump’s Lawyers Nix a Face-to-Face
…Sarah Serves Up Phooey 6 AM on the Kitchen Front… Suburban Virginia “Mommy, that’s not fair”! SARAH Jimmy, don’t be a sore loser. Tommy got the last piece of Bacon – try again in 7 … Read moreHuckabee Kids Wear Wire at Breakfast
…and last Saturday night’s annual un-televised Gridiron Club Dinner proves it! You see, for me, it’s like Pornography — I’ll know it when I hear it! Let’s just say his Joke Writer was paid well; as Trump’s … Read moreTrump’s Virgin Gridiron Club Set: There’s Something Funny About Satire…
Air Force One is infested, and not in a good way President Trump’s C-PAC Conference speech with his rendition of Aesop’s Fable reminded me of my raging Ophidiophobia & any movie with snakes! My first … Read moreSnakes on Air Force One – Not a Fable
A proud non-drinker, our president likes his Diet Coke It’s amazing! How is it possible that a president could get thru the white-hot Russia Probe without Stormy… I mean JACK Daniels? But, no — a proud non-drinker, our president likes his Diet … Read moreLawyered Up & Liquored Down at Probe Central
I first noticed Trump applauding himself at his campaign rallies, where he was his own cheerleader. Ever notice Donald Trump chronically applauds himself ? Isn’t that like mastur… I don’t know — that’s why I’m … Read moreThe Self-Applauding President… but Will He Go Blind?
Presidents who swore: All of them? I got ’em all — from I-got-wood-Washington to I-got-smarts-Trump — they all swore! And, I can prove that all presidents have cussed — well, at least the ones I could come … Read moreA Schlong List of Swearing Presidents
Reporting Live from the Nation’s Capitol in Washington – the Winners of The 2018 State of the Union… BEST ACTOR President Donald Trump BEST INANIMATE OBJECT & BEST DETACHMENT PERFORMANCE VP Mike Pence & Paul … Read moreThe Academy Awards Go to Washington
Music for the GOP walking wounded I really feel for Senator Lindsey Graham, he’s so confused about his relationship. I didn’t say ‘their’ relationship — because ever since Trump’s ‘Bill of Love’ DACA pitch, Lindsey … Read moreA Little Bit Country, a Little Bit GOP… Music for the Walking Wounded!
Ben Carson weighs in on the president’s mental health with a surprise diagnosis! Donald Trump: “I’m here today — not because I want to deflect on my shitstorm yesterday; but to get behind me — … Read moreBen Carson Examines Trump on MLK Day