“We’ll always have Mar-a-Lago”… Heard on Air Force One after the release of the redacted Mueller Report: MELANIA So, how was your day? DONALD Shut up. MELANIA Tonight, promise me you won’t wear your striped … Read moreIf You Can’t Stand the Heat… Get Out of the White House
The further adventures of the Dung Dynasty… A 32-year-old mysterious Chinese woman was able to gain access to Mar-a-Lago with a bagful of Malware technology & insisted she was a Luddite! What’s even worse; she … Read moreTop 10 Reasons Why I, Yujing Zhang, Came to Mar-a-Lago Without a Bathing Suit
Mueller III has his Barr – Mueller the 1st had a Town Crier… aka ‘The Fixer’ Not too many people know that President George Washington was brought up on charges retroactively for chopping down the Cherry … Read moreTop 10 Excuses George Washington’s AG Gave the Town Crier
Rep. Devin Nunes also sues Marilyn Sands, retroactively, for her 2017 Humor Times article, ‘No Nunes is Good Nunes’! “Something needs to be done & this Administration needs to ‘look at the Networks’ & Humor … Read moreDevin Nunes Sues Twitter & Marilyn Sands for Big ‘Moo-la’
Comedy is hard, Lying is easy! Frick & Frack could tell you that! As a former 80’s Stand-Up Comic & Comedy Writer starting out in Washington DC, I bristled when I heard Donald Trump tell … Read moreI Know Frick & Frack and You, Donald Trump, Are No Frickin’ Frack!
If Trump runs away for a little thing like Congressional hearings, is he a flight risk when Mueller submits his report? Am I the only one who thinks it’s a coincidence that Trump left for … Read moreCould Donald Trump Be a Flight Risk?
His Rose Garden “Emergency” speech was all over the place, as Trump talks turkey — again. Geez, November has come & gone & we’re still hearing Jive Turkey! That’s right – our president took the podium in … Read moreGobbledygook: Trump Talks Turkey in the Rose Garden
Jeff Bezos: ‘Trump can go to hell & yes, Free Shipping!’ Back in the 90’s, while living in my hometown of Maryland, I was pushing a grocery cart in the passing lane doing a big … Read moreTrump Loots America: Before the Fall
Whitaker takes the podium, and a star is born. A Star is Born… Who knew when Donald Trump chose Matthew Whitaker as the Acting Attorney General that he would have such a way with words? … Read moreWhitaker’s Witticisms
With heavy hearts, the Trump kids gathered this week in a secret location for an emergency Trump family intervention — and I just happened to get my hands on the Transcript… DONALD TRUMP I love … Read moreThe Trump Family Intervention