Trump wants Kanye in his cabinet …& for possible dinner & dancing. JUST IN: After a picnic lunch date for two in the Oval, President Trump was so impressed with Kanye West’s breathless oratory he … Read moreSmitten, Trump Hires Kanye at Lunch
What’s with that Kavanaugh sneering face? I’ve seen it, you’ve seen it; we’ve all seen it over & over – that image where the Judge looks like he’s smelling something really bad! “Brett, if you … Read moreThat Face… That Kavanaugh Sneering FFFFFace!
Playing the TV game show ‘Jeopardy,’ the contestants take “Immunity.” Tonight, playing the TV Game Show ‘Jeopardy’ in the Trump/Russia/Thing edition are 3 lucky contestants. The winner gets 2 front row seats in every courtroom … Read moreI’ll take ‘Immunity’ for 500, Alex
In my quest to find jobs in the airline industry without having an actual license to fly, here’s the latest… No Dyslexics or latent Tourette’s please… the sky is PG! And, sorry, we don’t have Spellcheck – … Read moreHelp Wanted: Sky Writer – Must Love Small Words
With Bob Mueller on the job, we all expect to see the headline ‘Trump Found Guilty’ eventually, but it’s hard to be patient! There I go, jumping the gun again! It’s not as if I’m … Read more‘Trump Found Guilty’ – Too Soon?
Sitting at the Exit Seat should be a paid position. I’m not talkin’ a fly by night deal – I mean a real job with Layovers in Barstow, Moosejaw & Cleveland! And, a Uniform that … Read morePremature Evacuation: Exit Seat Employment
The failing Donald Trump and his desperate posse. And, why not? He calls every Newspaper, Business or Person ‘failing’ right before he tears into them fighting for his right to be president. The latest being … Read moreThe Failing Donald Trump Hires a Posse
September 4, 2018 Dear American Voters, After reading what we said in Bob Woodward’s new book, Fear: Trump’s White House, we Generals, Cabinet, Lawyers, Advisers, Aides, Chef, Calligrapher & Coffee Boy of Crazytown have decided … Read moreCrazytowners’ Letter to American Voters
Monty Python Rubbery-legged & wobbly like newly hatched chicks; out we’ll come into a brand new world free of Trump, Inc. There will be that time; I promise you. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow; … Read moreAmerica’s Colonic Cleansing Après Trump
Top Guns in the White House Briefing Room showed signs of shifted loyalty & dusted off the plank… Genre: Political Madcap Thriller “Whose Logline is it anyway”? In order to relieve the captain of command … Read more“Top Intel Topples Trump” meets “The Caine Mutiny”