Top 10 Reasons Michelangelo Said David’s Penis is So Small!

Top 10 Reasons Michelangelo Said David’s Penis is So Small!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

Michelangelo: “I say, if it was any bigger – THAT would be pornography!” “Size doesn’t matter” says Michelangelo – and that should be carved in stone! Here’s an old … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/27/23

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/27/23
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Stormy Daniels drama, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

In Battle to Curb Chinese Espionage, Biden to Close All Chinese Restaurants in U.S.

In Battle to Curb Chinese Espionage, Biden to Close All Chinese Restaurants in U.S.
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden announced that he will shutter all Chinese restaurants in the ongoing effort to end Chinese espionage in America.  SNN undercover … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Hosts from ‘The View’

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Hosts from ‘The View’
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the stars of “The View”: Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar and Ana Navarro. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your … Read more

Kamala Harris Announces Resignation, Plans Run for President

Kamala Harris Announces Resignation, Plans Run for President
Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.

Kamala Harris declared that she intends to run for president in 2024 and challenge her boss Joe Biden for the job. Standing in front of the Vice President’s … Read more

Top 10 Embarrassing Trump DNA Samples Taken

Top 10 Embarrassing Trump DNA Samples Taken
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

Breaking News – well, any day now! Like a cornered Lion, Trump’s lying in wait for his DNA samples to be taken, and his comeuppance and/or slap on … Read more

House Speaker Feeling His Oats

House Speaker Feeling His Oats
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House Speaker Kevin McCartney has reached his stride as he shepherds pet MAGA Republican bills through the chamber. House Speaker Kevin McCartney celebrated victory Friday with the passage, … Read more

Desperately Seeking Liars

Desperately Seeking Liars
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox News, stuns the journalism world by announcing he is seeking liars — better ones. Recently hundreds of private Fox News e-mails and text … Read more

Majorie Taylor Greene Press Conference Addresses ‘Evils of Woke Culture’

Majorie Taylor Greene Press Conference Addresses ‘Evils of Woke Culture’
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.

MTG unveils ‘WOKE’ icon to address the ‘evils of woke culture.’ Marjorie Taylor Greene called for a special press conference to address what she calls “the evils of … Read more

Banking Crisis Solution Suggested by Bank of Slobovia

Banking Crisis Solution Suggested by Bank of Slobovia
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The banking crisis calls raises lots of questions, and the Bank of Slobovia has answers. And products to sell you. Dr. Grabba … Read more

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