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“Out of sight, out of mind” seems to be Trump’s plan, according to investigators. For everyone wondering what was behind Trump’s recent, over-the-top, crazy enthusiastic promotion of the Air Force’s F-35 Stealth Fighter, we now … Read moreCatch Me If You Can: Trump’s Plan to Avoid Being Indicted
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 8/13/18
The summer vacation is a time-honored testament to all that is right about America. And often, not less than a little of what is wrong. We look forward to it for months. Calendars have been … Read moreHow to Survive Your Summer Vacation
Lovers of monopoly are waging all out corporate class war on American people — and they’re winning. America’s political history has been written in the fierce narrative of war — not only our country’s many … Read moreMonopoly or Democracy? You Can’t Have Both
Black Cat addresses lazy, superstitious humans Hello humans! Black Cat here and I’ve got some choice words for all those who have maligned me over the years. As you may know, I have recently started … Read moreBlack Cat Turned Life Coach Says You Make Your Own Bad Luck
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with … Read moreRipping the Headlines Today, 8/5/18
New Cybersecurity Task Force will be headed by Vladimir Putin, ‘since he knows all about hacking.’ President Donald Trump held a press conference today to announce that he will be forming a new international cybersecurity … Read moreTrump Forms Cybersecurity Task Force, Appoints Putin as Chair
Turns out, Laura Ingraham and other Republicans were right: the cages were like summer camp for these immigrant kids! MCALLEN, TX — Just weeks after President Trump sought to dispel public outrage by signing an … Read moreChildren Beg to be Returned to Cages
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the “Sisterhood.” ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll … Read moreThe Jerry Duncan Show Interviews ‘The Sisterhood’
Newly coined religious expressions / neologisms! Circumscribe: Circumcision applied to the Jewish order of scribes. Protestantism: An ecological movement founded by the Greek God, Proteus. The “Rappture”: Musical gathering featuring recent songs mostly by black … Read moreReligious Neologisms