The Cast of the Trump Shit Show: Where Are They Now?

The Cast of the Trump Shit Show: Where Are They Now?

Future News: Thankfully, the country survived, but whatever happened to the cast of the Trump Shit Show? Ever wonder what happened to that ragtag group of lovable liars … Read more

Trump Wants to Pave Over Rose Garden, then Pelosi!

Trump Wants to Pave Over Rose Garden, then Pelosi!

Trump got a deal on cement & can’t wait to pave over the Rose Garden, thus covering up & deep-sixing all sins! Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Suddenly … Read more

The Buck Never Stops Here!

The Buck Never Stops Here!

The Buck Never Stops Here: The Emperor not only doesn’t have any clothes – he doesn’t even have a Desk Plaque! President Harry S. Truman said, “The Buck … Read more

Trump Declares Portions of First Amendment Invalid

Trump Declares Portions of First Amendment Invalid

President announces that he has declared select portions of the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment invalid. President Donald J. Trump hosted a smorgasbord for alt-right journalists and Administration functionaries … Read more

White House Reveals New Shock Troops Press Corps

White House Reveals New Shock Troops Press Corps

Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt reveals new “right-minded” Shock Troops Press Corps. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt revealed at a press briefing at the White House on Thursday … Read more

Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!

Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!

Trump bristles at signing a Resignation Letter like Nixon, considers a Buy-Out! March 2025, Subject: Resignation Letter idea Dear Mr. President, Just so you know — this was … Read more

New Improv Troupe Comes to Washington

New Improv Troupe Comes to Washington

There’s a new improv troupe in town and they call themselves The Trump Administration! Move over, The Groundlings, step aside, Second City, back off, Upright Citizens Brigade — … Read more

Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’

Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’

Trump to Zelenskyy: Besides his Watch, Wallet & Ukraine’s rare minerals, 7 more things Trump wants for the ‘deal!’ Says Trump to Zelenskyy in a White House meeting, … Read more

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