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Trump Has ‘$500 Million in Cash,’ Sends Lawyers on ‘Easter Ego Hunt’ to Find It!

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Trump Has ‘$500 Million in Cash,’ Sends Lawyers on ‘Easter Ego Hunt’ to Find It!
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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Trump claims he has 500 million dollars in cash – now he wants you to find it! Trump’s playing cat & mouse with his lawyers & trying the … Read more

Good Prez!

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Good Prez!
Lawrence Millman
Lawrence Millman
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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As the new President was led by leash to the podium, the inauguration audience cheered him on saying, “Good Prez!” So devoted are we Americans to our canine … Read more

The Secret Diary of Melania Trump

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The Secret Diary of Melania Trump
Humor Times
Humor Times
The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!
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“The former first lady has mostly retreated from public view — and steered clear of the campaign trail — while her husband fights to return to the White … Read more

GOP Hopefuls Look to Get Indicted to Gain Ground on Trump

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GOP Hopefuls Look to Get Indicted to Gain Ground on Trump
Dave Henry
Dave Henry
Dave’s work has appeared in various publications including End of the Bench, Robot Butt, and The Spoof, as well as many unfunny outlets. He also sometimes refers to himself in the third person.
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The remaining Republican presidential candidates are launching a new strategy — get indicted. Faced with trying to close a huge gap between themselves and Donald Trump, the remaining Republican … Read more

Flying Saucer Lands on White House Lawn

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Flying Saucer Lands on White House Lawn
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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A flying saucer landed on the White House lawn on Jan. 6, 2027, which had been declared a national holiday by new/old President Trump. By Llib Epot, Conservative … Read more

Executions Scheduled for White House Lawn

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Executions Scheduled for White House Lawn
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Future News: Dear Leader Donald J. Trump to host executions of his enemies, as promised in his presidential campaign. (Dateline: Jan. 6, 2026, 8:00 a.m., Washington D.C.) — … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Former White House Advisor Jared Kushner

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Former White House Advisor Jared Kushner
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid radio talk show host interviews former White House advisor Jared Kushner. ANNOUNCER From under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/11/23

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/11/23
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Tour de France, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more

White House Plumbers Number Not on Trump’s Speed Dial!

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White House Plumbers Number Not on Trump’s Speed Dial!
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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The “White House Plumbers” didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. But someday we’ll be watching “Donald Trump’s 7 Year Scandal.” No, these plumbers didn’t unclog Trump’s golden toilet. They … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Henry Kissinger on His 100th Birthday

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Henry Kissinger on His 100th Birthday
Dean Kaner
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews former Secretary of State Dr. Henry Kissinger, on his 100th birthday. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, … Read more

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