The Cast of the Trump Shit Show: Where Are They Now?
Future News: Thankfully, the country survived, but whatever happened to the cast of the Trump Shit Show? Ever wonder what happened to that ragtag group of lovable liars … Read more
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Trump Wants to Pave Over Rose Garden, then Pelosi!
Trump got a deal on cement & can’t wait to pave over the Rose Garden, thus covering up & deep-sixing all sins! Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Suddenly … Read more
The Buck Never Stops Here!
The Buck Never Stops Here: The Emperor not only doesn’t have any clothes – he doesn’t even have a Desk Plaque! President Harry S. Truman said, “The Buck … Read more
Trump Declares Portions of First Amendment Invalid
President announces that he has declared select portions of the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment invalid. President Donald J. Trump hosted a smorgasbord for alt-right journalists and Administration functionaries … Read more
Trump Unveils TR-47 Fighter Jet on White House Lawn
Future News: At the start of his third year of his second term of office, Trump christens new fighter jet. Future News: Commemorating the start of the third … Read more
White House Reveals New Shock Troops Press Corps
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt reveals new “right-minded” Shock Troops Press Corps. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt revealed at a press briefing at the White House on Thursday … Read more
Trump Poo Poos Resignation Suggestion, Bribes Roosters with Sexier Hens Instead!
Trump bristles at signing a Resignation Letter like Nixon, considers a Buy-Out! March 2025, Subject: Resignation Letter idea Dear Mr. President, Just so you know — this was … Read more
New Improv Troupe Comes to Washington
There’s a new improv troupe in town and they call themselves The Trump Administration! Move over, The Groundlings, step aside, Second City, back off, Upright Citizens Brigade — … Read more
White House: ‘Kremlin-Style Press Pool Effective Immediately’
White House takes control of press pool away from WHCA, saying it will now be under the direction of Dr. Joseph Goebbels. Speaking to reporters “who have their … Read more
Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’
Trump to Zelenskyy: Besides his Watch, Wallet & Ukraine’s rare minerals, 7 more things Trump wants for the ‘deal!’ Says Trump to Zelenskyy in a White House meeting, … Read more
