Kickin’ It: The Bucket List LIST

Kickin’ It: The Bucket List LIST

Trump hangers-on & barely hangers-on’s bucket list MIKE PENCE “Ladies Who Lunch Bunch” Gift Card! REINCE PRIEBUS Scrabble Bag of Consonants! SEAN SPICER An Emmy for being on The Emmy’s! KELLYANNE CONWAY A Job that … Read more

God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House

“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the new GoogleSeance™ technology this morning, and we … Read more

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Thinks She’s So Cute When Using Snapchat

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Thinks She’s So Cute When Using Snapchat

Other administration officials are not charmed by her Snapchat hobby, saying she “hogs the only White House cell phone.” White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a busy woman these days. Taking over for … Read more

Putin to Move into White House Next Week

Putin to Move into White House Next Week

White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to move in and “show Donald how it’s … Read more