Trump Financial Plan: Print More Money
The administration rolls out a plan to solve all the country’s financial woes: print as much money as needed. The Trump White House has announced a new economic plan to rid the country of its … Read more
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Kickin’ It: The Bucket List LIST
Trump hangers-on & barely hangers-on’s bucket list MIKE PENCE “Ladies Who Lunch Bunch” Gift Card! REINCE PRIEBUS Scrabble Bag of Consonants! SEAN SPICER An Emmy for being on The Emmy’s! KELLYANNE CONWAY A Job that … Read more
Back to the Future… Donald Trump’s Terminus Exodus
Unlike porn in reverse – the rewinding of Donald Trump’s downfall isn’t as predictable For those who like to read the last page of a novel first, sleep head to toe or watch porno films in … Read more
God Says Eclipse Was a Warning Against ‘Antichrist’ in the White House
“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the new GoogleSeance™ technology this morning, and we … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show: Mike Pence Interview
Vice-President Mike Pence is interviewed by our very own Jerry Duncan ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? … Read more
White House: A Calmer Donald J Trump
A sudden and grave development at the White House involving President Trump leaves everyone stunned and confused, especially Melania Trump. By Elaine Abraham Melania in her flowing ebony Yves St Laurent mourning gown paces the … Read more
Glammed-Up Huckabee Sanders Goes Bonkers, ‘Network’ Style!
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders “mad as a hatter” White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders walks up to the podium, pulls at her fake eyelashes and defiantly wipes off her professionally applied ruby … Read more
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Thinks She’s So Cute When Using Snapchat
Other administration officials are not charmed by her Snapchat hobby, saying she “hogs the only White House cell phone.” White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a busy woman these days. Taking over for … Read more
Putin to Move into White House Next Week
White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to move in and “show Donald how it’s … Read more
EPA Designates White House a Toxic Waste Site
The EPA’s Superfund program is to be used to remove the most toxic elements, like Steve Bannon and Donald Trump, from the White House as soon as possible. The EPA today reported that they have … Read more