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New President Grants First Interview Since Election

By Bill Tope, August 2, 2023August 1, 2023

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Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.

Future News: Florida ‘Election Integrity’ Cops Declare DeSantis Winner

By Steve Schneider, November 3, 2022November 2, 2022

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Steve Schneider lives in Florida. Retired, he sometimes gets a good laugh following a few authoritarian politicians who call the Sunshine State home.

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In a verified news report from next month, it was revealed that DeSantis’ “election integrity” police force has declared him winner. TALLAHASSEE, Dec. 9, 2022 — Thousands of … Read more

It’s the Year 2032: WTF Happened to Donald Trump?

By Marilyn Sands, August 3, 2022August 2, 2022

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha

My Pandemic Crystal Ball

By David Martin, March 24, 2020April 21, 2021

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Dave's political satire and short humor have appeared in most major North American newspapers. He is also the author of several humor collections including "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" available on Amazon.