Revealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works

Revealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works

The Trump campaign, out of sheer desperation, will soon be unveiling some creative new slogans. In an exclusive scoop, we reveal them here for you! New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign: Be a Chump for … Read moreRevealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works

Candidates Displayed in Pens at Iowa State Fair, Like Rest of Animals

Candidates Displayed in Pens at Iowa State Fair, Like Rest of Animals

Iowa decides to highlight ‘true nature of American politics’ by penning presidential candidates. This year’s crop of Presidential weeds… er… candidates made their appearance this week at the traditional starting showcase for the presidential primaries, … Read moreCandidates Displayed in Pens at Iowa State Fair, Like Rest of Animals

A Profile of the Burning Bush

A Profile of the Burning Bush

Jeb Bush has 99 problems … and the tea party is just one. Phil McCrevice, an influential, condescending voice of the American political movement, told CNN that the Republican presidential candidate is only ever mentioned … Read moreA Profile of the Burning Bush

Sarah Palin Hires Track Coach to Prepare for Presidential Run

Sarah Palin Hires Track Coach to Prepare for Presidential Run

Mavericky former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin preparing to run ‘a long way.’ WASILLA, Alaska – Maverick former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin, a one-time Republican vice-presidential nominee, has announced plans to take a run … Read moreSarah Palin Hires Track Coach to Prepare for Presidential Run

Sarah Palin: A Poet Like No Other

Sarah Palin: A Poet Like No Other

Sarah Palin delivered a speech that made the Kardashian family sound eloquent. Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice presidential candidate and winner of Alaska’s Moose Calling Contest 2015, recently declared her interest in running for … Read moreSarah Palin: A Poet Like No Other

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