Revealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works

Revealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works

The Trump campaign, out of sheer desperation, will soon be unveiling some creative new slogans. In an exclusive scoop, we reveal them here for you! New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign: Be a Chump for … Read more

Candidates Displayed in Pens at Iowa State Fair, Like Rest of Animals

Candidates Displayed in Pens at Iowa State Fair, Like Rest of Animals

Iowa decides to highlight ‘true nature of American politics’ by penning presidential candidates. This year’s crop of Presidential weeds… er… candidates made their appearance this week at the traditional starting showcase for the presidential primaries, … Read more

Sarah Palin Hires Track Coach to Prepare for Presidential Run

Sarah Palin Hires Track Coach to Prepare for Presidential Run

Mavericky former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin preparing to run ‘a long way.’ WASILLA, Alaska – Maverick former half-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin, a one-time Republican vice-presidential nominee, has announced plans to take a run … Read more