An Anti-Abortion Creep: Worse Than a Snake in the Grass
No disrespect meant to reptiles when Jonathan Mitchell is compared to a snake in the grass. Let me be clear that I mean no disrespect to reptiles when … Read more
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Expert Blames Former Russian Leader for Present Day Political Dysfunction
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN historian states that if the political dysfunction in Washington seems particularly bad, we can blame Nikita Khruschchev. Many Americans think that … Read more
Top 10 Ways to Reinstate a President
The former prez wants back in the White House. So, for his edification, we present the Top 10 Ways to Reinstate a President, as drafted by the always-reliable … Read more
‘Lefty Righties’ Appear in ‘Trump Country’
Lefty righties? A multitude of overtly progressive ballot issues won majority support on Tuesday, even in so-called Trump Country. Many years ago, literary critic Dorothy Parker skewered an … Read more
A Cursory Rhyme
A poem about Chumpty-Trumpty. Chumpty-Trumpty owned a huge mall. Chumpty-Trumpty built a Great Wall. All Trumpty’s Cannons, and all of his Bannons, Can’t stop poor China from killing … Read more
Sacrificing People to Corporate Profit
Trump does wear a virtual mask: he’s the masked robber moving behind the scenes to rig the rules for corporate profit. I think I’ve figured out the real … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/18/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Next Global Pandemic Already Predicted
The Slobovian Secret Service say they have uncovered the “next global pandemic.” Part of the “Dispatches from SNN” series (Slobovian News Network). The predictive Analytic and Anosognosic Department … Read more
The Deadly Economic Disease Behind COVID-19
Our country’s present “economic disease” is not simply caused by a sudden viral outbreak but by severe, decades-long plutocratic policies. In this horrible time of economic collapse, it … Read more
Politically Correct Motion Picture Ratings
MPAA film rating system updated for an era of polarization and the politically correct. G – General Audiences. All politics accepted. Nothing too offensive to conservatives or liberals. … Read more
