Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/27/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about flying objects, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
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Trump Wants Putin as Running Mate in 2024
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump claims that if Vladimir Putin was his running mate in 2020, he’d “still be president.” On a recent edition of the … Read more
Where to Go Now? A Place for Don
Where can the former president go now? Mar-a-Lago doesn’t want him, neither does New York. He needs “A Place for Don”… After learning that the President had lost … Read more
Trump Tactics for Maintaining Power Uncovered
Trump tactics insure he’ll remain president, one way or another — he thinks. A document has been slipped to this reporter from an anonymous source, signed only as … Read more
Donald Trump’s Debate Replacement
The show must go on, and so a nationwide hunt is underway for Trump’s debate replacement! Donald Trump has refused to participate in the upcoming second debate after … Read more
A Cursory Rhyme
A poem about Chumpty-Trumpty. Chumpty-Trumpty owned a huge mall. Chumpty-Trumpty built a Great Wall. All Trumpty’s Cannons, and all of his Bannons, Can’t stop poor China from killing … Read more
Trump and the Coronavirus Charade
Donald Trump takes his coronavirus charade to new levels. By Abdul Khakee The US President Donald Trump’s coronavirus charade during this crisis has drawn considerable international interest. Donald … Read more
Surprise Group Endorses Trump Reelection Bid
Group of comedy luminaries endorses Trump, standing in solidarity. HOLLYWOOD, CA — They say that politics makes for strange bedfellows, but perhaps none stranger than the group of … Read more
‘Dr. Seuss Prophecies’ Revealed for First Time
Newly discovered Dr. Seuss prophecies: chillingly accurate. A brand-new and never-before-seen compilation of Dr. Seuss poetry and prose, “The Dr. Seuss Prophecies,” has recently been unearthed by well-known … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Barr-King Dogmas
All dogs go to heaven, all dogmas go to hell! Trump’s living on Barr-owed time. We need law and order, not loss and orders. Stonewalls belong in prison. … Read more
