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Group of comedy luminaries endorses Trump, standing in solidarity. HOLLYWOOD, CA — They say that politics makes for strange bedfellows, but perhaps none stranger than the group of … Read more Surprise Group Endorses Trump Reelection Bid
Simply using the word “news” in “Fox News” has been declared a “deceptive practice” by the FTC. In a surprise noontime press conference, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) … Read more FTC Threatens Fox News with Heavy Fines
Trump tweets an immediate end to abortion restrictions, sparking a furious backlash from right-to-life groups. In a surprise tweet released at 4 am this morning, President Trump announced … Read more Trump Ends All Abortion Restrictions, Cites National Emergency
Rift between Donald and Melania caused by strange affair After more than a year of speculation that President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have not been sharing … Read more Trump White House Affair Exposed
The lady doth speak for the President She tells the riff raff just what his words meant Armed with a broad grin and bold jutted chin She’s a … Read more Love Sonnick* for a Trumpian Translator
Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone Please won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone Tell him we just want to be left alone No more snide tweets in the thick … Read more Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone – a Poem
Post Post-Truth There once was a time it pains me to say when facts were demeaned and truth was passé Words were adornments designed to excite not to … Read more Post Post-Truth: A Poem
NEW YORK — After a wildly successful appearance on the Dr. Oz show to discuss his extraordinary health, Donald Trump has announced that he plans to visit many more distinguished “doctors” … Read more Trump Announces ‘Doctor’ Tour
Trump says he ‘deserves a Purple Heart’ for the pain he’s enduring. TRUMP TOWER, MANHATTAN – In a hastily-arranged press conference that has shaken up the presidential race … Read more Health Issues Knock Trump from Race
How big is it? Just how long is Donald Trump’s schlong If I said just an inch, would I be wrong Or maybe it is as big as … Read more A Lengthy Question: A Poem
