Mayor Adams Cedes Central Park Development Rights to Trump
In return, Mayor Adams is set to receive extra security and a preemptive pardon for any crimes committed as mayor. Sources close to the New York City Mayor … Read more
Rick Blum
New Rule: RNC Debaters May Be Slimed
In order to boost debate ratings, the RNC is adding a risk factor: participants may be slimed. The Republican National Committee, which sponsors this year’s Republican primary debates, … Read more
Republican Leaders Laud Latest Trump Indictment
Surprising support for DA Willis’ sprawling Trump indictment, which includes 18 allies who tried to overturn 2020 election. In a shocking development, the latest Trump indictment, announced by … Read more
Kamala Harris Announces Resignation, Plans Run for President
Kamala Harris declared that she intends to run for president in 2024 and challenge her boss Joe Biden for the job. Standing in front of the Vice President’s … Read more
Surprise Group Endorses Trump Reelection Bid
Group of comedy luminaries endorses Trump, standing in solidarity. HOLLYWOOD, CA — They say that politics makes for strange bedfellows, but perhaps none stranger than the group of … Read more
FTC Threatens Fox News with Heavy Fines
Simply using the word “news” in “Fox News” has been declared a “deceptive practice” by the FTC. In a surprise noontime press conference, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) … Read more
Trump Ends All Abortion Restrictions, Cites National Emergency
Trump tweets an immediate end to abortion restrictions, sparking a furious backlash from right-to-life groups. In a surprise tweet released at 4 am this morning, President Trump announced … Read more
Trump White House Affair Exposed
Rift between Donald and Melania caused by strange affair After more than a year of speculation that President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have not been sharing … Read more
Love Sonnick* for a Trumpian Translator
The lady doth speak for the President She tells the riff raff just what his words meant Armed with a broad grin and bold jutted chin She’s a … Read more
Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone – a Poem
Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone Please won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone Tell him we just want to be left alone No more snide tweets in the thick … Read more
