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Trump tweets an immediate end to abortion restrictions, sparking a furious backlash from right-to-life groups. In a surprise tweet released at 4 am this morning, President Trump announced an immediate end to all abortion restrictions, … Read moreTrump Ends All Abortion Restrictions, Cites National Emergency
Rift between Donald and Melania caused by strange affair After more than a year of speculation that President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have not been sharing a bed, the likely reason for that … Read moreTrump White House Affair Exposed
The lady doth speak for the President She tells the riff raff just what his words meant Armed with a broad grin and bold jutted chin She’s a goddess to the top one percent I … Read moreLove Sonnick* for a Trumpian Translator
Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone Please won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone Tell him we just want to be left alone No more snide tweets in the thick of the night Or vicious attacks that … Read morePlease Take Donald Trump’s Phone – a Poem
Post Post-Truth There once was a time it pains me to say when facts were demeaned and truth was passé Words were adornments designed to excite not to enlighten or prove wrong from right The … Read morePost Post-Truth: A Poem
NEW YORK — After a wildly successful appearance on the Dr. Oz show to discuss his extraordinary health, Donald Trump has announced that he plans to visit many more distinguished “doctors” in the coming weeks to discuss a … Read moreTrump Announces ‘Doctor’ Tour
Trump says he ‘deserves a Purple Heart’ for the pain he’s enduring. TRUMP TOWER, MANHATTAN – In a hastily-arranged press conference that has shaken up the presidential race once again, Republican standard-bearer Donald Trump announced … Read moreHealth Issues Knock Trump from Race
How big is it? Just how long is Donald Trump’s schlong If I said just an inch, would I be wrong Or maybe it is as big as King Kong’s But surely not a whopping … Read moreA Lengthy Question: A Poem
I am feeling put upon Pushed to state whose side I’m on Think the whole thing’s just a con I’m an Independent voter Watching one speech, then another I can’t pick which pol I druther … Read morePoem: ‘Primarily Independent’
Reworked format and new entrants featured at this evening’s Republican debate Dateline: N.H., Feb.8, 2016 Hello everyone and welcome to the 37th presidential Republican debate sponsored by NotchTV, your source for all things frozen. I’m … Read moreNext Republican Debate Features Two New Surprise Entrants