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Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone – a Poem

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Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone – a Poem
Rick Blum
Rick Blum
Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.
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Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone Please won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone Tell him we just want to be left alone No more snide tweets in the thick … Read more

Are You Troubled by People Who Blather on Their Cell Phones in Public?

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Roz Warren
Roz Warren
Roz Warren Roz is the author of Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library and Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection Of Library Humor. She writes for The New York Times and The Funny Times. Her work also appears in Good Housekeeping, The Christian Science Monitor, The Philadelphia Inquirer and of course, the Humor Times. Connect with her on Facebook, follow her on Twitter or visit her website.
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Cell Phone Echolalia may be spreading! I propose a new medical condition, which I’m calling Cell Phone Echolalia. Cell phone echolalia causes the sufferer to repeat everything a … Read more

Siri Flunks Jewish

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Howard Zaharoff
Howard Zaharoff
Howard Zaharoff reads (a lot), writes (mostly humor), teaches (occasionally) and practices law (doesn't everyone?). He is the author of "Stump Your Lawyer!" (Chronicle 2007), and his work has appeared in The Boston Globe, Wall Street Journal, Amazing Stories, Computerworld, The Journal of Irreproducible Results, The Annals of Improbable Research and the books Growing Up Jewish (Penguin 1987) and Sex As a Heap of Malfunctioning Rubble (and Further Improbabilities) (Workman 1993), among other places.
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When it comes to Jewish, Siri often lets me down I generally have a love affair with Siri. She – as available on my iPhone 5 – gets … Read more

New Fad: iPhones Installed Directly in Head to Replace Brains

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New Fad: iPhones Installed Directly in Head to Replace Brains
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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With the ultimate iPhone plug-in, no thinking is needed! In the latest cool trend to hit the streets, masses of young people are getting their iPhones installed right … Read more

Smart Phone Zombies

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Will Durst
Will Durst
The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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Zombified into stupidity by smart phones You see them staggering down our streets, heads bowed as if in prayer, making the occasional grunting noise. Mindless drooling de-animated human … Read more

When Old School Beats the Latest Technology

When Old School Beats the Latest Technology
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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The place I was looking for was no longer there — and Google had no clue where it was. Time to go old school. I badly needed a … Read more

Bright Light – Dark Theater: Too Smart for a Smart Phone

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Bright Light – Dark Theater: Too Smart for a Smart Phone
Humor Times
Humor Times
The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!
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Resisting the urge to buy a fancy-smancy smart phone By Michael Larson Nope! I’m not going to get it. No way! Rather than give in to the ‘dark … Read more

Poll: Americans Would Give Up Sex Before Smartphones

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Poll: Americans Would Give Up Sex Before Smartphones
Humor Times
Humor Times
The Humor Times is the "World's funniest news source!" Sure, we like to inform our visitors, but in a playful sort of way. We believe political satire is one of the best ways to help folks let down their defenses and see things in a new light, as well as to help bring haughty leaders back down to earth. Plus, it's just plain fun! The Humor Times magazine (delivered to your door 12x/year) is a great way to enjoy this brand of humor, it makes a wonderful gift, and SUBSCRIPTIONS are very affordable!
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Smartphones and caffeine top the list of things people can’t live without TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – Forty years after Motorola engineer Martin Cooper stood on a New York City … Read more

Taking Away Cell Phones Best Crime Deterrent Ever

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Taking Away Cell Phones Best Crime Deterrent Ever
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Tell criminals they can’t bring their cell phones to jail, and “they turn in to puddles of mush” Earlier this year, a circuit court judge from Omaha, Nebraska … Read more

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