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Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone Please won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone Tell him we just want to be left alone No more snide tweets in the thick of the night Or vicious attacks that … Read morePlease Take Donald Trump’s Phone – a Poem
Cell Phone Echolalia may be spreading! I propose a new medical condition, which I’m calling Cell Phone Echolalia. Cell phone echolalia causes the sufferer to repeat everything a person who is talking on a cell … Read moreAre You Troubled by People Who Blather on Their Cell Phones in Public?
When it comes to Jewish, Siri often lets me down I generally have a love affair with Siri. She – as available on my iPhone 5 – gets me. My dictation of emails, texts and … Read moreSiri Flunks Jewish
With the ultimate iPhone plug-in, no thinking is needed! In the latest cool trend to hit the streets, masses of young people are getting their iPhones installed right in their heads, where their brains used … Read moreNew Fad: iPhones Installed Directly in Head to Replace Brains
Zombified into stupidity by smart phones You see them staggering down our streets, heads bowed as if in prayer, making the occasional grunting noise. Mindless drooling de-animated human husks walking blindly into fountains, crosswalks and … Read moreSmart Phone Zombies
The place I was looking for was no longer there — and Google had no clue where it was. Time to go old school. I badly needed a haircut. I always wait until I badly … Read moreWhen Old School Beats the Latest Technology
Resisting the urge to buy a fancy-smancy smart phone By Michael Larson Nope! I’m not going to get it. No way! Rather than give in to the ‘dark side’ and upgrade my cell phone to … Read moreBright Light – Dark Theater: Too Smart for a Smart Phone
Smartphones and caffeine top the list of things people can’t live without TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – Forty years after Motorola engineer Martin Cooper stood on a New York City street corner and made the first cell … Read morePoll: Americans Would Give Up Sex Before Smartphones
Tell criminals they can’t bring their cell phones to jail, and “they turn in to puddles of mush” Earlier this year, a circuit court judge from Omaha, Nebraska sentenced a car thief to three years … Read moreTaking Away Cell Phones Best Crime Deterrent Ever