Operation Varsity Blues: Rich Is as Rich Does

Will Durst

Colleges involved in the Operation Varsity Blues scandal announced internal investigations destined to get to the bottom of things somewhere near the turn of the next century. Stop the presses. Hold the phone. Call the … Read moreOperation Varsity Blues: Rich Is as Rich Does

A Plague of Dems: Vying to Become Next Dem Presidential Nominee

Will Durst

Democrats applying to be their party’s next presidential nominee constitute the second largest growth industry in America. Democrats applying to be their party’s next presidential nominee constitute the second largest growth industry in America surpassed … Read moreA Plague of Dems: Vying to Become Next Dem Presidential Nominee

Peaches: The Wall

Will Durst

Trump has variously described his wall as being “big and beautiful, see-through, transparent, steel slats, concrete, fences, barriers, whatever you want to call it, you can call it Peaches.” So Peaches, it is. President Donald … Read morePeaches: The Wall

The State of the Union Aftermath

Will Durst

We’ve survived two years of Trump and a massive government shutdown — but can we survive the SOTU aftermath? The president gave a pretty good facsimile of a normal speech the other day, during which … Read moreThe State of the Union Aftermath

After Xmas Gift Wish List

Will Durst

It’s the one year-ending list worth waiting for: Will Durst’s After Xmas Gift Wish List! Way past time to congratulate the baby Jesus on the anniversary of his birth, but especially for blessedly ending all … Read moreAfter Xmas Gift Wish List

2018 Top 10 Comedic News Stories

Will Durst

Truly the most wonderful time of the year: The 2018 Top 10 Comedic News Stories list has been released! Sit the kids down. Let the dogs out. Prop the grandparents up. The nation’s patience has … Read more2018 Top 10 Comedic News Stories

Monetizing the White House

Will Durst

There are many possibilities for monetizing the White House, but Donald Trump has not quite considered them all. We’re here to help. Money. Moolah. Cash. Dough. Scratch. Dinero. Benjamins. Greenbacks. Cabbage. Lettuce. Gravy. Whatever you … Read moreMonetizing the White House