You Can’t Do That

Will Durst

Trump has never heard the words, “You can’t do that,” from anyone, but soon may hear, “You’re fired” from the American people. All of Washington is vibrating like the foam on a latte in the … Read moreYou Can’t Do That

Blow That Whistle Like a Spy

Will Durst

The president says the whistleblower is “like a spy,” but this White House is like one of those Vaudevillian plate spinners who isn’t happy until all the plates come crashing down to the ground. This … Read moreBlow That Whistle Like a Spy

Football Debate

Will Durst

Both politics and football are sports that don’t finish until there’s blood on the field. You cannot comment on either one without your trusty basket of clichés. Got an embarrassing admission here. Was scheduled to … Read moreFootball Debate

How Congress Spent Their Summer Vacation

Will Durst

Alert! Alert! Residents should remain on the lookout for male and female politicians walking the streets disguised as normal citizens on summer vacation. Alert! Alert! This is a test. This is only a test. A … Read moreHow Congress Spent Their Summer Vacation

Soft Tissue Racist

Will Durst

Trump declared he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, so the general consensus is — he must be a soft tissue racist. What a long hot lousy stinking summer. We’ve spent so much … Read moreSoft Tissue Racist

Tyrannical Twitter Tirades

Will Durst

President Donald Trump’s Chaos Strategy was working overtime last week with a series of typical topical tyrannical Twitter tirades. President Donald Trump’s Chaos Strategy was working overtime last week with a series of typical topical … Read moreTyrannical Twitter Tirades

Greenwashing the White House

Will Durst

Recently, Trump tried greenwashing the White House and his administration, claiming he had done more for the environment than any other presidency, ever. In a recent speech by the president, the former golf resort magnate … Read moreGreenwashing the White House

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