Foreign Ruler Tells America How to End Gun Violence
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) It’s not hard to end gun violence, says the Grand Duke of The Republic of Obnoxia. Lord Sebastian Soapscumbe, Grand Duke of … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) It’s not hard to end gun violence, says the Grand Duke of The Republic of Obnoxia. Lord Sebastian Soapscumbe, Grand Duke of … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN unveils the Homicidal Hotline: When you get the urge to kill, just dial 1-800-I-W-A-N-N-A-K-I-L-L-S-O-M-E-D-A-M-N-B-O-D-Y instead. OK? In an effort to curb … Read more
President Donald Trump claims he knows the best words, though while he keeps saying he’s got them, curiously, we never get to see or hear them. Nobody knows … Read more
Exactly which deities are these “thoughts and prayers” being offered to, anyway? The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying … Read more
Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a … Read more
Have we ‘normalized’ mass shootings in the USA? Samantha Bee does not accept that, and neither do we. At times like these, it can be hard to see … Read more
Even without all the facts in yet, it’s easy to deduce the Planned Parenthood shooter’s motivation. It is actually easy to figure out why he did it. You … Read more