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Foreign Ruler Tells America How to End Gun Violence

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Foreign Ruler Tells America How to End Gun Violence
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) It’s not hard to end gun violence, says the Grand Duke of The Republic of Obnoxia. Lord Sebastian Soapscumbe, Grand Duke of … Read more

Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill

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Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN unveils the Homicidal Hotline: When you get the urge to kill, just dial 1-800-I-W-A-N-N-A-K-I-L-L-S-O-M-E-D-A-M-N-B-O-D-Y instead. OK? In an effort to curb … Read more

The Best Words

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Will Durst
The New York Times says Emmy-nominated comedian and writer Will Durst “is quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” The Humor Times says "Durst is the Sage of Satire, the Learned Lampooner, the King of Political Satire!" Check his website for upcoming stand-up performance dates. Will's books, including Elect to Laugh! A Hilarious, Common Sense Guide to American Politics are available at Amazon and better bookstores all over this great land of ours. From Ulysses Press.
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President Donald Trump claims he knows the best words, though while he keeps saying he’s got them, curiously, we never get to see or hear them. Nobody knows … Read more

Offering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates

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Offering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Exactly which deities are these “thoughts and prayers” being offered to, anyway? The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying … Read more

Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’

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Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a … Read more

It’s Easy to Figure Out the Shoot-out at Planned Parenthood

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It’s Easy to Figure Out the Shoot-out at Planned Parenthood
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Even without all the facts in yet, it’s easy to deduce the Planned Parenthood shooter’s motivation. It is actually easy to figure out why he did it. You … Read more

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