Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about aluminum foil, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
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Trump and Musk to Replace Santa Claus this Christmas
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Due to an unresolved labor dispute at the North Pole, Donald Trump and Elon Musk have offered to replace Santa Claus this … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/21/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about weed on the Las Vegas Strip, doesn’t need to be complicated and … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/13/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about an FBI mess left in Barron Trump’s room, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
A Shot in the Park: Immunization in Sports
Before the 2021 NFL season began, the Las Vegas Raiders announced a “get tough” policy, requiring proof of immunization. Before the 2021 NFL season began, the Las Vegas … Read more
NRA Flies Flag at Half Mast for AR-15 Cut in Half by Gun Owner
Many NRA members have been traumatized by a video of a AR-15 sawed into pieces. With a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local … Read more
Gun Nuts React to Latest Mass Shooting: ‘What Las Vegas?’
Calling it a liberal conspiracy, gun nuts are now claiming that Las Vegas doesn’t exist, saying, “Cards don’t gamble, people do, but not in fictional cities.” In a … Read more
