Biden’s ‘War on COVID’ Could Involve Tiny Soldiers
The “War on COVID,” as opposed to simply resisting it, has been officially launched, and could involve tiny soldiers. President Joe Biden declared a “War on COVID” earlier … Read more
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A Shot in the Park: Immunization in Sports
Before the 2021 NFL season began, the Las Vegas Raiders announced a “get tough” policy, requiring proof of immunization. Before the 2021 NFL season began, the Las Vegas … Read more
The Drug’s for a Horse, of Course
The dewormer is for a horse of course, of course. And no one should take it but a horse, of course… Those opposed to Covid-19 vaccines have found … Read more
Cure for Deadly ‘Delta Blues’ COVID Variant Revealed
An SNN contributor reports on a technique used by a voodoo witch doctor, said to cure the deadly “Delta Blues” variant. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The … Read more
Man Dies of Covid 19 Vaccine Overdose
The first COVID 19 vaccine overdose has been reported, and it ain’t pretty. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN medical correspondent Dr. Anna Phylaxis reports that someone … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/15/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, as magnetic as it can be, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
The Great Luigi’s Top Predictions for 2021
Famed astrologer releases his top predictions for 2021. Famed astrologer and soothsayer Luigi Bordeaux, professionally known as the Great Luigi, has just released his annual list of top … Read more
Quirky New Varieties of Covid 19 Vaccine Released
A Slobovian pharmaceutical company releases strange new Covid 19 vaccine varieties. A dispatch from SNN, the Slobovian News Network Slobovian pharmaceutical giant Schnotteragge has announced that it is … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption
“Pardon me,” said the stinky old fart. As usual, Trump denies he’s in denial. He pretends to be a big dog, but he’s really just a whiny little … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Big Orange Tax Evader
A big orange tax evader is taking US for a ride! Under Trump, IRS stands for I Resist Scrutiny. Your tax returns to haunt you. Of course it’s … Read more
