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Biden’s ‘War on COVID’ Could Involve Tiny Soldiers

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Biden’s ‘War on COVID’ Could Involve Tiny Soldiers
Hala Dika
Hala Dika
Hala Dika is an impoverished poet living in her parent's basement. Slowly losing all concept of money, she lives in a delusion of happiness. She hopes one day to be recognized posthumously.
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The “War on COVID,” as opposed to simply resisting it, has been officially launched, and could involve tiny soldiers. President Joe Biden declared a “War on COVID” earlier … Read more

A Shot in the Park: Immunization in Sports

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A Shot in the Park: Immunization in Sports
Dennis Rohatyn
Dennis Rohatyn
Dennis Rohatyn is a recovering philosopher who hibernates in Southern California. He writes about the inhuman condition, as he peers out from inside his lonely cave.
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Before the 2021 NFL season began, the Las Vegas Raiders announced a “get tough” policy, requiring proof of immunization. Before the 2021 NFL season began, the Las Vegas … Read more

The Drug’s for a Horse, of Course

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The Drug’s for a Horse, of Course
JC Wade
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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The dewormer is for a horse of course, of course. And no one should take it but a horse, of course… Those opposed to Covid-19 vaccines have found … Read more

Cure for Deadly ‘Delta Blues’ COVID Variant Revealed

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Cure for Deadly ‘Delta Blues’ COVID Variant Revealed
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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An SNN contributor reports on a technique used by a voodoo witch doctor, said to cure the deadly “Delta Blues” variant. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The … Read more

Man Dies of Covid 19 Vaccine Overdose

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Man Dies of Covid 19 Vaccine Overdose
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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The first COVID 19 vaccine overdose has been reported, and it ain’t pretty. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN medical correspondent Dr. Anna Phylaxis reports that someone … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/15/21

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/15/21
Paul Lander
Paul Lander
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, as magnetic as it can be, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more

The Great Luigi’s Top Predictions for 2021

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The Great Luigi’s Top Predictions for 2021
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Famed astrologer releases his top predictions for 2021. Famed astrologer and soothsayer Luigi Bordeaux, professionally known as the Great Luigi, has just released his annual list of top … Read more

Quirky New Varieties of Covid 19 Vaccine Released

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Quirky New Varieties of Covid 19 Vaccine Released
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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A Slobovian pharmaceutical company releases strange new Covid 19 vaccine varieties. A dispatch from SNN, the Slobovian News Network Slobovian pharmaceutical giant Schnotteragge has announced that it is … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Pardon My Corruption
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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“Pardon me,” said the stinky old fart. As usual, Trump denies he’s in denial. He pretends to be a big dog, but he’s really just a whiny little … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Big Orange Tax Evader

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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Big Orange Tax Evader
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
Ralph Lombard
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A big orange tax evader is taking US for a ride! Under Trump, IRS stands for I Resist Scrutiny. Your tax returns to haunt you. Of course it’s … Read more

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