Hi God, It’s Me
Hi God, It’s Me: A transcript. Our country has been hit by so many destructive hurricanes and damaging wildfires in the last few years that some people are … Read more
JC Wade
The Art of the Nickname
The problem with getting a nickname is that in most cases, you didn’t get to choose it. A nickname is usually a descriptive moniker given instead of, or … Read more
Cat in the Hat Enters Presidential Race
The Cat in the Hat stuns America by announcing bid for presidency. The Cat in the Hat stunned America this week when he announced that he was throwing … Read more
Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
These days witches don’t chant “double, double, toil and trouble.” They have also traded in their broomsticks for Priuses. (With apologies to William Shakespeare) Donald Trump has often … Read more
I Think, Therefore I Am… In Big Trouble
The French philosopher Rene Descartes wrote, “I think, therefore I am,” but thinking just gets us men into trouble. Thinking is defined as “the process of using one’s … Read more
Superpowers for Superheroes
Here are the superpowers that I would most like to have. Growing up I dreamed of becoming a superhero and thought a lot about which superpowers would be … Read more
What’s in YOUR Future?
I really wanted to know what was in my future, so I went to see a fortune teller — in person. Qué será, será. Whatever will be, will … Read more
Dodging the Grim Reaper
What are my chances of gaining admission into the “good place,” thus avoiding the Grim Reaper? A recent Pew Research Center poll revealed that nearly three quarters of … Read more
Hell on Earth
After Pope Francis seemed to deny the existence of Hell on Earth, the author asked the Devil about it. A few years ago, Pope Francis stunned the ecclesiastical … Read more
Prohibition Party: From My Cold, Dead Hands
There is one dangerous political organization that voters should fear more than Biden or Trump: the Prohibition Party. The 2024 presidential election is fast approaching. One of the … Read more
