Melania Finds ‘Last Straw’ Loophole for Divorce

Melania Finds ‘Last Straw’ Loophole for Divorce

“Top Ten Last Straws,” as listed by Melania “My marriage? It’s working like fine-tuned machine,” Melania stalwartly answered when asked last month getting her roots done. But today, it’s a different story, as she was caught … Read moreMelania Finds ‘Last Straw’ Loophole for Divorce

Conjugal Forecasting, or: If Marital Events Were Reported Like the Stock Market

Howard Zaharoff

Wouldn’t it be nice if marital life could be summarized as neatly as financial news? It’s always amused me that financial reporters write as if all economic behavior can be reduced to a haiku-length recitation … Read moreConjugal Forecasting, or: If Marital Events Were Reported Like the Stock Market

Sen. Cruz Promises Radical Protest Against Marriage Equality

Sen. Cruz Promises Radical Protest Against Marriage Equality

Senator Ted Cruz’ promises his plan to protest the expected Supreme Court ruling on marriage equality will be a ‘huge shocker.’ Potential Republican presidential candidate and Canadian Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) continued his opposition to … Read moreSen. Cruz Promises Radical Protest Against Marriage Equality

Local Woman Needs Button Replacements After Husband Wears Them Out

Local Woman Needs Button Replacements After Husband Wears Them Out

Doctor confirms spouse is likeliest to push your buttons and wear you out. Marjorie Shuway is recovering nicely after a button transplant was performed throughout various parts of her body. The Buttonectomy was the first … Read moreLocal Woman Needs Button Replacements After Husband Wears Them Out

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