Marriage Certificate … Redacted! - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Melania Trump got a ‘Top 10 Heads-Up’ before she signed her Marriage Certificate – heavy on the Redactions!

10. MELANIA, SIGNING THIS MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE MAY BRING xxx EMBARRASSMENT, A BOOK DEAL OR SUBPOENAS!

9. TRY TO REMEMBER, DID YOUR ‘PRE-NUP’ SAY xxxxxxxx ABOUT ‘AS IS’?

8. LET’S FACE IT, YOU MAY NOT BE GETTING ‘BE BEST’ WITH THIS xxxxxxx BUTTERBALL!

7. JUST SAY, ‘xxxx you’ IF HE ASKS IF YOU KNOW HOW TO PACK BOXES!

6. BTW – HOW DO YOU SAY ‘ESPIONAGE‘ IN xxxxxxxxx?

5. SIGN & YOU’LL HAVE TO DECORATE xxxxx CHRISTMAS & CANOODLE AT LEAST ONCE WITH THE EASTER BUNNY!

4. WHEN IT RAINS, YOU MAY HAVE TO BRING YOUR OWN FRIGIN’ xxxxxxxx!

3. TO GET AWAY, YOU MAY HAVE TO GO AS FAR AS xxxxxx!

2. AND, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY – ‘IF HE CHEATED TO BE WITH YOU – HE’LL PROBABLY xxxxx ON YOU’!

AND #1. IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO RUN LIKE xxxx!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!

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