Melania Trump’s Marriage Certificate… Redacted! Top 10 Warnings!

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Melania Trump got a ‘Top 10 Heads-Up’ before she signed her Marriage Certificate – heavy on the Redactions!

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10.  MELANIA, SIGNING THIS MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE MAY BRING xxx EMBARRASSMENT, A BOOK DEAL OR SUBPOENAS!

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9.  TRY TO REMEMBER, DID YOUR ‘PRE-NUP’ SAY xxxxxxxx ABOUT ‘AS IS’?

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8.  LET’S FACE IT, YOU MAY NOT BE GETTING ‘BE BEST’ WITH THIS xxxxxxx BUTTERBALL!

7.  JUST SAY, ‘xxxx you’ IF HE ASKS IF YOU KNOW HOW TO PACK BOXES!

6.  BTW – HOW DO YOU SAY ‘ESPIONAGE‘ IN xxxxxxxxx?

5.  SIGN & YOU’LL HAVE TO DECORATE xxxxx CHRISTMAS & CANOODLE AT LEAST ONCE WITH THE EASTER BUNNY!

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4.  WHEN IT RAINS, YOU MAY HAVE TO BRING YOUR OWN FRIGIN’ xxxxxxxx!

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3.  TO GET AWAY, YOU MAY HAVE TO GO AS FAR AS xxxxxx!

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2.  AND, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY – ‘IF HE CHEATED TO BE WITH YOU – HE’LL PROBABLY xxxxx ON YOU’!

AND #1.  IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO RUN LIKE xxxx!

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