Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!

Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!

Trump’s wet dream? To be a gangster! Many Presidents have called the White House a ‘Prison’… for Trump, it’s been merely a Halfway House! What would Donald Trump‘s … Read more

‘Catch Me If You Can’: The Most Elusive President!

‘Catch Me If You Can’: The Most Elusive President!

Pick the one thing you most want revealed that the elusive President Trump has been hiding! Our most elusive president: Forget about ever seeing Trump’s Tax Returns, Pre-Nup … Read more

Trump Wants to Pave Over Rose Garden, then Pelosi!

Trump Wants to Pave Over Rose Garden, then Pelosi!

Trump got a deal on cement & can’t wait to pave over the Rose Garden, thus covering up & deep-sixing all sins! Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Suddenly … Read more

The Buck Never Stops Here!

The Buck Never Stops Here!

The Buck Never Stops Here: The Emperor not only doesn’t have any clothes – he doesn’t even have a Desk Plaque! President Harry S. Truman said, “The Buck … Read more

Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?

Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?

Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more

Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’

Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’

Trump to Zelenskyy: Besides his Watch, Wallet & Ukraine’s rare minerals, 7 more things Trump wants for the ‘deal!’ Says Trump to Zelenskyy in a White House meeting, … Read more

‘Napoleon Complex’ – Donald, Emperor-in-Waiting!

‘Napoleon Complex’ – Donald, Emperor-in-Waiting!

A ‘Napoleon Complex’ and ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Confidential Tell-All find: ‘Why I, Napoleon Bonaparte had my hand in my Jacket’ – Top 10 In 1804, Napoleon Bonaparte created the … Read more

Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes!

Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes!

Melania’s hat: If the eyes are the windows of the soul – The First Lady needs Venetian Blinds! By this time we all should’ve figured out that Melania … Read more

Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!

Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!

Here are the Top 10 Predictions for our fearful future – bound to turn a U.S. Optimist into a Canadian! Suddenly after one election, our whole world feels upside … Read more

SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!

SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!

Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks! After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice … Read more

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