Inaugural Committee Made Last Ditch Effort to Dig Up Celebrity Attendants

Inaugural Committee Made Last Ditch Effort to Dig Up Celebrity Attendants

Lacking any big name celebrities, the inaugural committee resorted to bizarre decision regarding Andrew Brietbart. With just days until the swearing in of Donald J. Trump to the office of president, it has been revealed, … Read moreInaugural Committee Made Last Ditch Effort to Dig Up Celebrity Attendants

Trump Inauguration to Be a Real Circus, Say Aides

Trump Inauguration to Be a Real Circus, Say Aides

Trump tweets his inauguration will be the ‘Greatest Show on Earth, believe me!’ As more and more entertainers have found excuses to refuse or to back out of invitations to the Trump inauguration, desperate staffers … Read moreTrump Inauguration to Be a Real Circus, Say Aides

Putin to Attend Trump Inaugural, Accompanied by Two Million Troops, the Russian Air Force and 17 Squadrons of Tanks and Armored Carriers

Putin to Attend Trump Inaugural, Accompanied by Two Million Troops, the Russian Air Force and 17 Squadrons of Tanks and Armored Carriers

Trump and GOP ‘Welcome Putin and Russia’s enthusiastic support, when so many unpatriotic Americans will not stand with our President!’  NYC – The Trump Inauguration Committee “proudly” announced today that the vast number of empty … Read morePutin to Attend Trump Inaugural, Accompanied by Two Million Troops, the Russian Air Force and 17 Squadrons of Tanks and Armored Carriers

Trump to Rename America

Trump to Rename America

‘Rebranding will help make America great again, again’ says minority president-elect Soon-to-be-President-for-life Donald J. Trump announced today that his first official act as President would be to rename the United States of America. “We’re going … Read moreTrump to Rename America

Future News: Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump’s Inauguration

Future News: Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump’s Inauguration

Inauguration turns into wild melee as them damn ‘librals’ tarnish ‘Merca’ Following one of the most contentious political seasons in recent history,  tens of thousands of Democrats gathered en masse on Pennsylvania Avenue to protest … Read moreFuture News: Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump’s Inauguration

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