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An unfunny editorial: A country gets the leaders it deserves There is an old saying that “a country gets the leaders it deserves.” So what does that say about the United States and the choices … Read moreA Country Gets the Leaders It Deserves
Lacking any big name celebrities, the inaugural committee resorted to bizarre decision regarding Andrew Brietbart. With just days until the swearing in of Donald J. Trump to the office of president, it has been revealed, … Read moreInaugural Committee Made Last Ditch Effort to Dig Up Celebrity Attendants
Trump tweets his inauguration will be the ‘Greatest Show on Earth, believe me!’ As more and more entertainers have found excuses to refuse or to back out of invitations to the Trump inauguration, desperate staffers … Read moreTrump Inauguration to Be a Real Circus, Say Aides
Trump and GOP ‘Welcome Putin and Russia’s enthusiastic support, when so many unpatriotic Americans will not stand with our President!’ NYC – The Trump Inauguration Committee “proudly” announced today that the vast number of empty … Read morePutin to Attend Trump Inaugural, Accompanied by Two Million Troops, the Russian Air Force and 17 Squadrons of Tanks and Armored Carriers
‘Rebranding will help make America great again, again’ says minority president-elect Soon-to-be-President-for-life Donald J. Trump announced today that his first official act as President would be to rename the United States of America. “We’re going … Read moreTrump to Rename America
Inauguration turns into wild melee as them damn ‘librals’ tarnish ‘Merca’ Following one of the most contentious political seasons in recent history, tens of thousands of Democrats gathered en masse on Pennsylvania Avenue to protest … Read moreFuture News: Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump’s Inauguration